Wednesday, April 30, 2014

givin tim a buck or two

SAMMY

Or maybe a Miles.  Now if only I can get the ham out of the fridgerfrater and shove it in the box.  


How does you spell tim-buck-too?

Miles, if ypu want out of there stop your whining about the mom starving you to death.   She cant help it if you are too lazy to get to the foods dish

Monday, April 28, 2014

Meezer Monday Miles report

NICHOLAS REPORTERPANTS

Miles has fainted from hunger.  Sammy is trying to stuff him in a box and mail him to Tim-Buck-Too.  Billy has been running in and out of the house all weekend.  He said it was cold out there but he keeped doing it. 

Mommy, I'm sorry I bited your tummy again while you were sleeping.  You were making weird snorking noises and stuff, and when I wented to touch your face your nose was leaking all over it and it was gross, so it was the only thing I could think of to do.  Sorry. 

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

hahahahahaha

SAMMY

The  mom was dancing around the living room and she tripped over her large feets and fell into the tv and then fell onto the love seat.  Miles and Nicky ran, but Billy n me just stayed and laffed and laffed. 


We is sorry we is no bisitng as much we is trying to get a schedule posting and visiting.   Please be patient wif us.  

Monday, April 21, 2014

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES


It'sTROO!!! OH MY BAST IT'S TROO.  The mom told me! The foo-ton dood GOT RID OF MINE FOO-TON.  I can never go back there now.  I can nefur haf shrimps and ham on the foo-ton again.  I can nefur lick it again or feel it's red and gold tapestry material.  IT'S GONE. 

And now I'll haf to start calling the foo-ton dood the "boring regular couch dood". 

Friday, April 18, 2014

oh bast

MILES

Where am I?   FOO-TON DOOD??????  Where is you?   The mom????? Is you here?    Ihadded the werst dream EFUR.   I dreamed the foo-ton dood GAVE AWAY MINE FOO-TON.   I better go dream its back.   I have crazy love for mine foo-ton





Tuesday, April 15, 2014

how do I mail?

MILES

It occurred to me that I do not know how to mail.  Uaually I get in a box and then I go places.  I think I has to write on the box where I has to go

Pleese take me to the FOO-TON DOOD.  HE LIVES IN THE SAME STATE AS MINE SANJEE AND THE TWINKLETOES KITTIES.   THANK YOU



Oh and btw foo-ton dood you can't unfriend me if you does not has bookface.  Thats not how it werks.  

Monday, April 14, 2014

meezer monday

MILES

I have decided to move in with the foo-ton dood.  He makes pamcakes and french toast and mine the mom does not.  She is mean.   

So now I has to figure out how to get to the foo-ton doods house.  



Ooooo heres a miles sized box.  

Friday, April 11, 2014

FINALLY

MILES

Finally, the mom gotted home EARLIER than she used to get home from her other jahb.  HOWEVER. she ROOINED the chick-hen with BBQ sauce. 


STINK EYE (yes that's my mad face)

Wednesday, April 09, 2014

what

MILES

Woman I will give you the stink eye until I get french toast.  Or chick-hen. 

Monday, April 07, 2014

Meezer Monday Miles Report

NICKY

Here is the Meezer Monday Nicky report

The where is Miles report - well Miles is being a poopy head - the mom did not give him some pork chops so he went to bed and pouted. 

So, the mom has been at her noo jahb for a week now.  she gets home later than 'afore and that's not right.   she says that it will all werk out in a few weeks. I hope so.  I miss her when she is at werk. 

I wented out on the patio yesterday.  it was cold out there.  billy said that it would be warm and nice to lay on, but it just made mine feets cold and I hadded to go inside.

there is a new woofie in our nayborhood - he is a "min-pin" and he hadded to borrow one of Miles's sherts 'acuase it was cold out and he is practically bald, and he was shivering.  then he peed and kind of peed on the shert.  Miles said he could keep it. 

And another woofie came into our house yesterday.  Moose from across the street - he's a Australian something or other, and when the mom opened the door to go out he ranned in and said "HI" to billy.  billy was happy, moose was happy but the mom made him leave. 

I think that's all that's going on around here.

Friday, April 04, 2014

just because....

SAMMY

Just because I lay on the bed next to your head does not mean I want your stinky breath all over my head.  



Wednesday, April 02, 2014

nothing has changed

MILES

Yeah she sleeps later, gets up, gets dressed and runs out of the house.  She has gotten home LATER than she used to.  So wheres the benefit for us in this new jahb?

Tuesday, April 01, 2014

Terribly Funny Toosday

MILES

The mom gotted a high speed achievement award the other week and she forgot to send in her "not guilty" plea so now she has to go in person tonight. Bwahahahahaha.

The ebil v-e-t

SAMMY says I has some kind of cancer.  the mom has to talk to them more to see what can be done.  they say it's slow growing or someth...