Monday, June 30, 2014

meezer monday

MILES

Here is the meezer Monday milis report for today

foods - apparently billy and I are on diets again. The mom suks.

the billy report - yep he's in full running mode making the mom mad

the nicky report - he has learned the art of runnuping out the door.  When the mom has her hands full he escapes.   And hides in the bushes

the alien report be syko sam  its too hot for alien actibity and doing anything except sleeping. But I hear them at night calling for their mothership.  


we will be running episodes os game of cats once a week during the summer.  Stay tuned for all the action.  

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

game of cats continued

BILLAN PAIN
 
Sam Snow, under orders from King Moffrey, first of his name, protector of the realm and king of, oh, whatever this is, i has to remove your head and hand it to him.  look, can you do me a favor and just unscrew your head and give it to me? I need a nap

SAM SNOW 

No I will do no such thing.  That wall place seems like a better place than here in, whatver this is.  And why is King CrappyButt sitting on a chair made of knives from the mom's silverware drawer? doesn't he know how much trouble he will be in? 

KING MOFFREY

HEY!! I said I wanted some heads! Bring me some heads!  and Ham.  And maybe a gel pad for this stoopid chair. I think I has a cut on mine royal hiney.    

SAM SNOW

I think I will go to that wall place, it's got to be quieter than here.  Someone needs to do something about King Whine-off-frey.  

KING MOFFREY

::SIGH:: no one wants to have their head cut off.  maybe I will just throw stale biscuits at them - there's a bunch of them laying around in the kitchen. 

 

game of cats

KING MOFFREY

We cannot have your kind hanging around mine kingdom.  You were born out of wedlock so you have to go to the wall and protect mine realm from allcthe weirdos beyond the wall

SAM SNOW

Wait, so you mean to tell me that because I was born out of wedlock I should be ashamed of myself and wander hundreds of miles in the snow to some giant wall to defend your stoopid kingdom from wild aliens and ice zombies?

KING MOFFREY

Yes.  So start walking and don't forget your parka

SAM SNOW

Um doofus we were ALL born out of wedlock and I'm not walking further than the food dish. Now since you too were born out of wedlock you get your furry butt to that wall

KING MOFFREY

How dare you speak to your King like that.  Billan Pain, bring me his head

SAM SNOW

Um gotta go

BILLAN PAIN

Shut up Miles I'm trying to sleep.  

KING MOFFREY

How dare you all speak to me that way.  Billan Pain bring me your head too. 

Monday, June 23, 2014

Meezer Monday

KING MOFFREY (aka MILES-OFFREY)

I hereby declare mineself King of the eleventy three catdoms.  All who wish to take mine crown are welcome to try.



Oh and here is the opening song


Friday, June 20, 2014

finking friday

MILES


I had a great idea for a game that we is gonna try out v next week.   It's called "game of cats"   guess who I'm sending to the wall?

Thursday, June 19, 2014

Update

MILES

Well, I am recovering from being eaten by our cowch.  The mom feels that I doesn't need to go to the v-e-t for mine paw - I am still a little limpy sometimes, but she has seen me running down the hall and NOT limping, so maybe I is trying to fool her.  

I will no go near the cowch at all - it keeps growling at me and telling me it's going to finish eating me.  And when the mom goes to bed I has to lay right on her shoulder all night.  I has nightmares about big teefs chomping on mine feets.  Sammy says I needs to see  head shrinker but I does not know what that has to do with mine nightmares.  Mine head is just the right size.   

Tuesday, June 17, 2014

it was HORRIBIBBLE and NOT in the good way

MILES

Oh my Bast.  I hadded the most Terrifying thing happen to me.   Let me back up and say that when Chey's mom and man were here all us kitties said "hi" to them except SAM.  He just hollered at them from under the reclining cowch.   He got in and got out wif no prollems.  Well last night I decided to see what was so speshul about being under there.   Except that the side I went under must have been smaller because I gotted stuck.  Stuck hard.    The mom did not hear me hollering acause she was already in bed asleep.   When she gotted up to give us foods she heard me hollering and finded me stuck.    She had to use  her super mom power to turn over the cowch and get me out.  I hurted mine foot a little and I'm limping but she does not want to take me to the vet just yet because I pee all over everything and gasp for air and have trouble breathing acause I get too scared. she will see how I do during the day.   I think I'm Ok. 

Monday, June 16, 2014

meezer monday question

MILES

So many pieces of ham in the fridge so littke time to free them.  The mom keeps shooing me out of the way but then she leaves the door open.  Idpf she leaves the door open then it's all fair gsme.   Right?

Friday, June 13, 2014

flashback friday

SAMMY

Mine furry ferst pikshur.  The date on it is the date the mom taked a digital pikshur of the pikshur





Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Party Party Party!!!!

HAPPY PURRFDAY SAMMY!!!!!


SAMMY

I is hafing a party today Come and play and eat and dance!!!












hey Chey

MILES

How did you like mine manly smell on your Mom's shirt?   It was pawsone wasn't it?


Today is Sammys purrfday but the mom scheduled his pawty for tomorrow 'acause she's somewhat dim.  Please come back for delicious noms and fun party games on Wednesday



Sunday, June 08, 2014

Meezer MondayMiles Report

MILES

I think I am going to find a nice cushy box and mail mineself to mine new furriends out in Washington state.  They was nice to me and the lady smelled nice (she was holding me and the mom saw me sniff her all over and I liked it). 
Of course, if I mail mineself out there, I will still haf 3 siblings to deal wif, 2 sisfurs and a brofur.  I've nefur had a sisfur 'afore it might be a nice change of pace.  Of course, one of  the sisfurs and I will just end up being snarky about efurryfing. 


Can you figure out who our bisitors were and where I'm moving to?

Thursday, June 05, 2014

bisitors

BILLY SWEETFEETS

ME hadded bisitors last night.   This nice lady and man camed to see me.  ME wanted to go home wif them but they said ME hadded to stay wif mine mom ladyperson.   Nicky was nice to them,  and the lady gotted to hold Miles for a minute - why she wanted to meet him ME will nefur know.   They heard Sammy growl at them and holler at them from unner the cowch.   Then they wented to get ribs for dinner and did not take ME.  ME wanted ribs!


oh and know who they were?  Well here's a hint- they haf 3 kitties and live way out om the other side of the country.  Hahahahaha.   

Wednesday, June 04, 2014

a bisitor

MILES

The mom says we is having a bisitor tonight who wants to meet ME.   And maybe the other kitkitties too.   She says or bisitor is someone from the blogosphere.  I wonder who?

Sunday, June 01, 2014

Meezer Monday Miles Report

BILLY SWEETFEETS

Miles is recovering from the trashing weekend.  Or possibly in one of the eleventy four boxes here, waiting for a ride down the stairs.  BWAHAHAHAHAHA. 


ME just wants to say one thing to the Mom Lady Person - YOU IS A MEAN MOM LADY PERSON FOR HOLLERING AT ME AND SAYING A WERD ON THE BAD WERD LIST WHEN I RUNNED OUT OF THE HOUSE FOR THE 3RD TIME IN A ROW.


I can't help it that I haf learned to jump ofur your feets when you come in.  You has to learn to adapt. 

And stop using bad werds when you're chasing me. 


Thieving

NICHOLAS THIEVINGPANTS So, mommy is giving us new foods because of mine stoopid brofur Miles.  He barfs a lot when he has certain foods.  ...