Friday, October 31, 2014

The worst thing has happened

MILES

In the middle of getting everything ready for our Gettysburg night, the hard drive crashed on our laptop.  It's GONE.  When we boot it up it says "no disc".  All of the pikshurs were done already.  We will not have them up for tonight.  The mom says she will try and see if she can get them off the hard drive, otherwise, we are going to have to cancel our Gettysburg tour for a while.  

We are vary vary sorry 

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Oh now we think she's just milking it

MILES

Sheesh woman, are you ever going to heal? It's been over 3 weeks now and you're still moaning and complaining about your "oper-way-shun".  Yeah yeah, we unnerstand that when they unstapled you your guts came out and you oozed all over yourself, but that's no excuse to keep moaning and complaining.  Maybe they should have put the cone of shame on you.  

Sunday, October 26, 2014

Thank you and Get ready for Gettysburg!!!

MILES


Thank you all so much for the purrrsss and prayers and donations for our cousin Teddy.  He is home and is doing better right now! And he has a new brofur named Toby.  More on that later 


Get ready for Gettysburg!! It's not too late to send in your reservation for our ghost hunting tour! We is sooooooo 'acited!!! Here is one place we will visit.  This is on a place called Little Round Top.

 

Thursday, October 23, 2014

seriously, Billy does it and you think it's cute - IMPORTANT UPDATE

MILES


what is the issue with me doing a little personal hygiene clean up in the water dish? And then I was cold and and wet and had to snuggle you on the cowch.  What's the issue.  


Our Cousin Teddy (Theodorable Pennington to those of you who are friends with him on facebook), who is just barely a year old, almost died last night from a urinary blockage.  His v-e-t bill from the emergency hospital is over 2000.00  We would appreciate it if anyone could donate to help his mom out (my mom's sister) with the bill.   

 

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

no woman YOU shut up

MILES


lissen woman, if I want to wander around the house screaming at things at the top of my lungs I will.  Stop saying "for pete's sake Miles, shut up".  just who is this "pete" anyway and why does i have to be quiet for him.  I want to scream at things.  they need screaming at.  I mean, that gel mat in the kitchen really gets out of control and I has to scream at it.  And so does the china cabinet.  And the buffet.  And that stoopid "torch-aire" lamp.  And mine ham-mick.  I has to scream at it before I lay down in it.  Why? well............... why not? And YOU.   YOU need a LOT of screaming at.  Yes, I'm leaning ofur the balcony looking down at you in the living room screaming at you.  You left me for a week and you need to be screamed at.  And I will scream at you from the top of the cowch too. 

 

Monday, October 20, 2014

we're BACK

SAMMY

If there's anyone left out there who even reads us anymore ::glares at that woman:: we are back.  

The mom had her colon made into a semicolon last week and she gotted home from the hospital yesserday.  We cannot jump on her.  She has about 30 staples in her belly.  I wonder why they stapled her back together.  were they lazy? oh and she has 3 or 4 other holes that were glued back together.  I really just think it was laziness on the people vet part.  She cannot bend, stretch, push, pull or pick up anything more than 10 pounds.  she says that means she cannot pick up any of us because we are all "fat".  It seems to me that she walked in the door several seconds behind her belly, which appears to be black and blue and very swollen.  why would a people even choose to have this done? 

Sooooooooooo, we are still collecting names for our hallowscream ghost hunt in..............
GETTYSBURG!!!!!!v  so sign up if you want to go!

 

Thursday, October 09, 2014

The Plan

SAMMY

So the mom is having part of her colon taken out next Monday (I personally doesn't know why she has a : inside her, but punctuation should not be in her belly so they should prolly remove All of it).  We will be here all alone (well, except for our naybors who will probably be feeding us and eating all the foods in the fridge - which the mom said is ok).  and then she will be home and working from here for a few days.  So our plan is to eat all the foods in the fridgerfrator ALL BY OURSELFS and then lay around.  Who wants to join us?? In the fridgerfrator are bacon, chick-hen and beef, and then cheese and eggs which are good, and then begetables (i love those).  once the mom gets home then we can all lay on her and purrrr.  

and then she will help us bisit our furriends blogs and help get us fitted for our costumes for hallow-scream.  We would still like more kitties to join us - we are going to Haunted Gettysburg!! Oh that woman needs to know if you would like to be ghost hunting for the north or the south.   

Monday, October 06, 2014

Hallow-scream is coming

MILES

 Get ready efurrycat! Hallow-scream is coming and we are taking a ROAD TRIP!!!! We are going somewhere furry furry haunted. That woman has been there (with the DMLP or just TD) and THIS place freaked her out a little bit.  There was something about that 2nd window from the right on the top floor that made her skin prickle (or was that pickle? I's not shur).  But anyway, we is going! Can anycat guess where?   And who wants to go?? Leave your name in the comments and we will make shur we gets a big enough bus.  Oh and ask your mom's if you can stay away for 3 whole days.


 

Thursday, October 02, 2014

bwahahahahaha

MILES


We maded the mom SO MAD last night that she said ALL the werds on the bad werd list.  And it was really HER FAULT.  She should know not to walk on the mat in front of the litterbox (efen if it takes up the whole small human litterbox room where she has put OUR litterbox, right next to hers).  It's NOT our fault that sometimes our butts hang ofur the side and we "AKSIDENTALLY" pee on the mat.  She should know to wear shoes or something in the house.  She was SO MAD, but it was SO FUNNY to watch her HOP HOP HOP HOP HOP on one foot down the hall and up the stairs to the other human litterbox room to take a shower.  MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  Good job Sammy. 

Stahp it woman!

SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY.   It's GROSS