Sunday, November 30, 2014

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES


Well, we put the mom in the tub full of water and her drain didn't drain all the water out.  What a rip off.  


But I did get HAM and we did get some TURKEY for Thanksgibing.  It was cold and now it's warm and then it will be cold again. 

SAMMY
Miles talked me  into wandering around the house and hollering like he does. Now the woman is freaked out that I'm hollering like I'm dying.  And then I get up on the cowch and stare at her then leave.   She's totally freaked out. 

NICKY

 I would just like to apologize to mommy for the really bad stinky I left yesserday.  I would LIKE to apologize, but she's the one that fed me the food that made the really bad stinky, so she should apologize to ME.  

BILLY

ME wants to GO OUT.  It's warm out and it won't be warm for another week so ME WANTS OUT NOW.  

  

Monday, November 24, 2014

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today


The Foods Report:  
  Is there really anything else that is important? 

Oh, wait, that woman.  Well that woman my have to have a drain put in her belly tomorrow.  When she gets home I want to fill up the bathtub and put her in it and see how fast the water drains into her. 

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

baby it's cold in here

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

Well I think that I really need those fuzzy pants now.  It's COLD in here.  Mommy, can you PLEASE turn up the furnace? It's like nothing degrees outside with this wind and you haf the furnace set at like nothing + 5.  It needs to be set at something+200.  Or turn on the elektrik heater so I can lay in front of it.  Poor Miles has bloo lips 'acause his furs are so short he is EXTRA cold.  

Monday, November 17, 2014

Meezer Monday Miles Report

NICKY

I am doing the Monday report today because Miles is being a BOOGER HEAD.  

The Miles report - he is being a BOOGER HEAD.  He keeps slapping me in the head and then when I fight back mommy gets mad a ME because MILES is screaming like a teen aged girl in a horror movie.  It's NOT FAIR. 

The Sammy report - I has to chase Sammy around the house because he just lays around like a potato.  He needs some exercise 

The Billy report - Billy is sick again - he's coughing alot and even though mommy gives him some medicines, he still coughs.  The v-e-t told her a long time ago that he only has one working nostril so he cannot breathe properly. 

 

Thursday, November 13, 2014

well the results are in

SAMMY

Well, SHE does NOT have a her-knee-a.  SHE has a in-fek-shun in her ab-dom-in-al ca-vi-ty.  that sounds nasty.  I feel bad for her.  



NOT.  


That is NO excuse to let the crunch bowl get empty.  



 

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

so it's OUR fault?

MILES


I really don't know how far we can demote mommy/the mom/that woman.  Maybe she is not just HER.  But according to HER, it may be OUR fault that she has had somewhat of a setback in her recovery from her oper-way-shun.  According to HER, she may have picked up a cat who shall remain nameless (but is the only non-meezer in the house) to give him a pill because he cannot breathe, and now she may have something called a HER-KNEE-A.  I don't know what it has to do with her KNEE because she keeps holding her stomach and saying it hurts.  But she has to have some other CAT do a SCAN on her either today or tomorrow to find out if she just pulled a muscle or has a HER-KNEE-A.  Her doctor said that there was "thickening" in the area he oper-waited on.  Well that's easy to explain - she's fat.  MOL.  She says it could have happened because we are ALL FAT and she is not supposed to pick us up.  But the non-meezer in the house was having prollems breathing and SHE had to get a pill down his throat to make him better.  So SHE had to pick him up.  WE say she's stoopid for doing that - WE think she should have just tackled that orinch meniss on the floor and shoved the pill down his throat there.  But NOOOOOOOO, she had to try and be NICE about it.  See what that gets you? a HER-KNEE-A.  
  

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Thank you to all who serve

In 1918, on the eleventh hour in the eleventh day in the eleventh month, the world rejoiced and celebrated. After four years of bitter war, an armistice was signed and "the war to end all wars" was over.




The Original Poem handwritten by the author
This is a picture taken during the battle in Flanders during WWI


November 11, 1919: President Woodrow Wilson proclaims the first Armistice Day, proclaiming: "To us in America, the reflections of armistice Day will be filled with solemn pride in the heroism of those who died in the country’s service and with gratitude for the victory, both because of the thing from which it has freed us and because of the opportunity it has given America to show her sympathy with peace and justice in the councils of the nations…" The original concept for the celebration was for the suspension of business for a two minute period beginning at 11 A.M., with the day also marked by parades and public meetings.


Happy Veterans Day to all veterans, especially the WWII Veterans, whom we are losing at a rapid pace.   They were "The Greatest Generation"


THANK YOU all for keeping our country free.

Thursday, November 06, 2014

so it's come to this

MILES


I has been reduced to begging for food by giving "kissies" to that woman.  She will not just GIVE me what I want - like ham-less-burger or turkey or chick-hen or french toast.  Now I has to akshually TOUCH HER WITH MINE FACE to get something.  

YUCK.  She's out all day - i has NO IDEA where he face has been.  EWWWWWWWWW

she's just GROSS 

Tuesday, November 04, 2014

Dona Nobis Pacem

We has to reuse last year's graphic (thank Cod for being able to copy code of old posts!) 



Sunday, November 02, 2014

well it's dead

MILES


the mom is upset - the old laptop is dead - it can't find the hard drive.  So she has to find a way to see if she can get our stuff off that hard drive.  in the mean time we can use the tablet, but it's hard to publish pictures and stuff from the tablet.  


in the mean time - i got ham and we had squash, so we're doing good. 

Stahp it woman!

SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY.   It's GROSS