BILLY SWEETFEETS NORTON GINGERSNAP
BWAHAHAHAHA!! ME scared the mom lady person when she gotted up this morning. ME was hiding in the rain box in the big litterbox room, and the curtain thing was closed so when the mom lady person went into the litterbox room and sat down on the people litterbox ME started whapping stuff off the side of the rain box and scared the "bee-jeebers" out of her!! (that's the werd she said). THEN ME started poking at the curtain from the inside of the rain box and she screamed a little. She said something about some PSY-KO movie and how "crazy cereal killers" hide in showers. So ME is a PSY-KO crazy cereal killer now. HAHAHAHA. GOOD.
Where's mine cereal? ME has to kill it.