Monday, January 19, 2015

Meezer Monday Sammy Report

SAMMY


Here is mine Meezer Monday Report


ATTENSHUN ALL CATS IN MINE HOUSE

The spot next to the mom on the bed is MINE.  

The toys are all MINE

When I's hungry, get your faces out of the food bowl, 'acause it's MINE. 

While you is all lissening, THE MOM IS MINE.  I was here FERST, so she's MINE. 

(the mom says that Meezers are selfish, so I's trying to prove her right.)

Oh wait, you can all haf the mom - she is too high maintenance.  In fact she's the werst kind, she's high maintenance but thinks she's low maintenance

(bonus points if anyone knows what movie that is from, one of the mom's favorite movies).

11 comments:

Traveling Cats said...

In fact, the rules are rather easy to follow. Not sure why humans make a problem out of this :)

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

that's right sammie pie!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxo

The Florida Furkids said...

We think you're very reasonable in your demands!

The Florida Furkids

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Was it When Harry Met Sally?

Mine is all our favorite word, so we don't see a problem here.
MOL!

Flynn said...

You selfish Sammy? Never!
I think it is When Harry Met Sally too.

Two French Bulldogs said...

Yes, everything is YOURS and only YOURS
Lily & Edward

Georgia and Julie said...

Bet the other kitties want to know which half of the Mom they get ;)
You may not like the half they choose!
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ

Just Ducky said...

Shellfish? Where? I want to eat! Shrimps, lobsters all other goodies.

My mum is very low maintenance, she even admits it.

Myst and Blackie said...

Nicky - do you want to come visit? You can get away from your brothers & we can watch birds from front windows. Since Jade went to Bridge, I am Senior cat here.

Myst

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Gattina said...

Maybe you should re educate your mom to low maintenance !

WANTED: A new the mom

MILES She changes our blog and then doesn't "haf time to fix it right now" She FORGOT to put crunchies in the 5th bowl yes...