Here is mine Meezer Monday Report
ATTENSHUN ALL CATS IN MINE HOUSE
The spot next to the mom on the bed is MINE.
The toys are all MINE
When I's hungry, get your faces out of the food bowl, 'acause it's MINE.
While you is all lissening, THE MOM IS MINE. I was here FERST, so she's MINE.
(the mom says that Meezers are selfish, so I's trying to prove her right.)
Oh wait, you can all haf the mom - she is too high maintenance. In fact she's the werst kind, she's high maintenance but thinks she's low maintenance
(bonus points if anyone knows what movie that is from, one of the mom's favorite movies).
SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY. It's GROSS
MILES We gotted our Secret Paws pakage! Fank you so much Sophia and Diva Kitty's Mom! We love our blankies (and Sophia didded a good j...
NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS I is thankful today that I gets to meet mine daddy tonight!!! Today is his purrfday and he is coming up here to spend ...