Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Meezer Tuesday Slacker report

MILES

It's been too cold to crawl out of our holes to do a report.  Right now the mom says it's "minus one" outside.  I has no idea what that means but there's snow that's at least 3 times as high as we are outside and it's cold.  So maybe "minus one" means cold and snow.  Even Billy runs from the door when it opens 'acause it's too cold.  We knows that lots of you kitties are in the same boat.  We is dreaming of a baycakshun somewhere warm - like other bedroom where the little heater is (the mom says that room does not get a lot of heat so she has a separate heater in there. And she's NOT SHARING IT WIF US).  So we is wandering around hollering "WE WANT THE WARMS" whenever she is home. 

Also, our front door is frozen shut 'acuase, as the mom says, the idiot who put in the new front door did not do it right and now the ice is unner the roof shingles and it's melting and coming in through the door frame and the ice has frozen the door shut.  So the mom has to go out the back door, chip the ice from the front door and then try and use that.  And the window where the big window sill is in the human litterbox room is leaking too. For the same reason - the dood was an idiot.  The old, broken window never leaked.  Oh, and our landlord is in India or something visiting family so he cannot be reached by any of the people who rent houses from him (and all are having the same prollems because the same idiot dood worked on all of the houses). the mom is pretty hissed off.  



 

9 comments:

Hannah and Lucy said...

Miles our Mum would be outside with a petition about all that for you (if it wasn't so cold)!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Robyn Harton said...

Dudes, come on down and visit us. We have got a lot of warms, but we have a LOT more than you. The living room is warm. Grandma won't mind a few more cats and we have a new cat tree and a new birdie tv.
purrs,
your bud Pepi

ps. If you laugh at my shaved butt you have to go home.

Samantha & Mom said...

Oh my gosh! That is so wrong for the fixer Dood to not do a good job! We hope you get it fixed soon!
Hugs,
Your TX furiends,
Samantha & Mom

The Swiss Cats said...

OMC ! What a story ! We hope it's fixed soon ! Purrs

Two French Bulldogs said...

Moms are always exaggerating about everything
Snorts,
Lily & Edward

Flynn said...

I hope the landlord makes the idiot dood come back and do the job properly. It must make it feel even colder for you.

William said...

That all sounds pretty terrible, boys. Inept landlords are the worst! Please stay warm, all!

Georgia and Julie said...

We purr you all stay warm.
When you ever do hear from the landlord, give him some fleas!
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ

meowmeowmans said...

Oh dang. This weather is terrible enough without craziness like the front door being frozen. Stay warm, sweet ones.

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