It's been too cold to crawl out of our holes to do a report. Right now the mom says it's "minus one" outside. I has no idea what that means but there's snow that's at least 3 times as high as we are outside and it's cold. So maybe "minus one" means cold and snow. Even Billy runs from the door when it opens 'acause it's too cold. We knows that lots of you kitties are in the same boat. We is dreaming of a baycakshun somewhere warm - like other bedroom where the little heater is (the mom says that room does not get a lot of heat so she has a separate heater in there. And she's NOT SHARING IT WIF US). So we is wandering around hollering "WE WANT THE WARMS" whenever she is home.
Also, our front door is frozen shut 'acuase, as the mom says, the idiot who put in the new front door did not do it right and now the ice is unner the roof shingles and it's melting and coming in through the door frame and the ice has frozen the door shut. So the mom has to go out the back door, chip the ice from the front door and then try and use that. And the window where the big window sill is in the human litterbox room is leaking too. For the same reason - the dood was an idiot. The old, broken window never leaked. Oh, and our landlord is in India or something visiting family so he cannot be reached by any of the people who rent houses from him (and all are having the same prollems because the same idiot dood worked on all of the houses). the mom is pretty hissed off.
SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY. It's GROSS
MILES We gotted our Secret Paws pakage! Fank you so much Sophia and Diva Kitty's Mom! We love our blankies (and Sophia didded a good j...
NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS I is thankful today that I gets to meet mine daddy tonight!!! Today is his purrfday and he is coming up here to spend ...