NICHOLAS TRAVELING PANTS
what is this new name? Am I the "Brotherhood of the Traveling Fuzzypants?" SHEESH
So Timbuktu was kind of boring. So it wrote Tahiti on the outside of Miles' apartment and hid in it again. Next thing I knew I was moving for a while (it was a little bumpy and I thought I heard some giggling) and now I'm in Tahiti. And GUESS WHAT? There's a dood here that looks like Sammy with a straw hat and a moustache who says "me only speaks Tahiti" AND there's someone here who looks a lot like Billy wearing a grass skirt and six coconuts over his nipples dancing around and saying "ME only dances TAHITI DANCES". what does that even mean?
SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY. It's GROSS
MILES We gotted our Secret Paws pakage! Fank you so much Sophia and Diva Kitty's Mom! We love our blankies (and Sophia didded a good j...
NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS I is thankful today that I gets to meet mine daddy tonight!!! Today is his purrfday and he is coming up here to spend ...