Thursday, April 09, 2015

I declare this land.......

NICKY

I declare this land GRASSSKIRTPANTS LAND!!! 

I like it here.  Even though it really looks a lot like mine old living room 

I am learning how to speak FIJI - it's kind of like English but with a weird accent.  And I am growing a mustache because the dood that looks like Sammy with a straw hat and mustache and hawaiian shert who is also the teacher at the "me only speaks FIJI" school said that a mustache is the most important thing to make the accent right.   Who knew? But I figure that since he is a native here that he knows best. 

The dood that looks like Billy that dances the native Fiji Dances is here too.  He kind of smells like Billy, but with lizzerd breth.  

I has not seen anyone that looks like Miles. 

I wonder where he went.  


MILES

Hey the mom? what is Nicky DOING in mine old apartment box?  He's howling and meezing and dancing and it's just WEERD.  I wonder what would happen if I painted "SIBERIA" on the box.  MOL MOL MOL.  

Ok the mom, I won't. 

Do we has any leftover HAM?  

10 comments:

Angel Prancer Pie said...

You kittehz are havin WAY too much fun!

MeezerMews&FrecklesWoofs said...

MOL, MOL!! What a tail this is getting to be!

Flynn said...

MOL! Poor Nicky is so gullible. Go on Miles, I dare you to paint Siberia on your old apartment box.

Robin said...

GrassSkirtPants Land sounds like a lot of fun! Dancing is quite enjoyable. Watch out for that lizard breath :)

Jans Funny Farm said...

Are you sure you want to learn the culture? Wouldn't you rather return to your old home where everything looks familiar and you all hate ... er, you all play pranks on one another?

The Island Cats said...

We bet you look good in a mustache, Nicky.

The Swiss Cats said...

GrassSkirtPants Land sounds like a great name ! Purrs

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Yes, ham is definitely the solution!

Purrs,
Th Chans

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

We admire the adventure Nicky is having. Even iffen its in his mind. MOL!

M. K. Clinton said...

There is a lot to be said for an accent AND a mustache! Thanks for Pet Parading

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