Thursday, May 07, 2015

it's kind of nice here? HA

NICHOLAS LEDERHOSEN

So, I'm still HERE, wherever HERE is that the dood that looks like Sammy with a mustache and LEADER-HOSEN lives.  At this point I think he is confused as to what language he even speaks.  He has said "ME ONLY SPEAK GERMANY" "ME ONLY SPEAK SWITZERLAND" "ME ONLY SPEAK AUSTRIA" at different times.  

THEN I saw a dood that looks like Billy in some kind of bloo dress, on a mountain, twirling and singing "THE HILLS ARE ALIVE"  - so I ran and went into hiding because if the hills are alive they will prolly eat me. 

Later on, I saw the dood that looks like Sammy with a mustache and LEADER-HOSEN and the dood that looks like Billy in some kind of bloo dress, along with some dood that looks like Miles in a hat and LEADER-HOSEN, and a bunch of mousie toys dressed up in hats and LEADER-HOSEN or dresses, lined up on the hill and singing "THE HILLS ARE ALIVE", which just made me MORE scairt, 'acuase obviously the hills haf invaded their brains and then spawned some evil dressed up mousie toys that can sing.  

I am currently hiding in the apartment box and trying to figure out how to get out of here where the HILLS ARE ALIVE.  I don't unnerstand why everyone is singing and twirling if the hills are going to eat them.  Maybe the hills like to have their food do a floor show before dinner? 

10 comments:

Two French Bulldogs said...

We think it was Billy in disguise
Lily & Edward

MeezerMews&FrecklesWoofs said...

The hills were singing an serenade to ya, Nicholas!!

Its an honor to be serenaded.
So now you can add that to your list of fun and soon you will tell all your furmily about your trip to the Alps...

Jans Funny Farm said...

Nicky, you are really having a hard time getting home, aren't you! We hope you wake up in your own home soon.

Flynn said...

It sounds very scary there Nicky.

meowmeowmans said...

Well, maybe the hills are alive, and they are NICE. Maybe they will help you get home, Nicky!

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

We are pretty sure that you are not getting enough oxygen!

Alasandra, The Cats and Dogs said...

MOL, we hopes you escape before the hills eat you. Hope you get home soon and maybe you should lay off the nip for awhile.

Shaggy and Scout said...

Ha Ha! Love Iza & Ayla's comment!

Robin said...

It sounds like you are on quite the adventure! It does sound like the hills enjoy their show tunes. I hope you find your way home soon.

The Devil Dog said...

2 am? That's terrible. As far as all the funny people at your place. We're all sane here if you need a place to hang out.

Roxy

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