NICHOLAS PANTALONS FLOUS
Bonjour - moi is still ici in Paris. See I'm learning FRANCE-AIS. It's nice here. I have repapered the outside of Miles's apartment and written HOME on it so hopefully the garcon in the bleu shorts will take me there.
I hear from the dood that looks like Sammy with a moustache and a beret that the woofie (or alien) next door is moving in 2 weeks and that Billy is very upset. I needs to get home to Billy to make shur that he is ok.
I also hear that Miles has said that he has forgotten that I exist. Just wait till I get home - a good whap in the head will remind him of who I am.
And I'm NOT going to bring him FRENCH TOAST from here until he remembers me.
NICKY!! DOOD!! Mine little brother who I LOVE more than any of mine other brothers. I can't wait until you get home!!!! And please don't redecorate the INSIDE of mine apartment.
Oh Miles, are you in for a surprise about the inside of your apartment. It's PAWSOME now