NICHOLAS PARACHUTE PANTS
Parachute pants? That's odd, mine pants doesn't open up to a parachute. Wait, I'm not even WEARING pants.
Ok, so I lefted where I was - apparently that was called The Alps. There were a lot of goats there too - some of them were drinking beer and singing and dancing and yodeling. very strange place.
I wented to sleep in the apartment box and then I waked up when it crashed. I gotted out and there were a lot of little kitties there and some dood that looks like Miles with a tall pointy hat and a green face screamed that I dropped a house on his "sister". Then some dood that looks like Billy in a white ball gown who was floating around said I hadded to follow some "yellow brick road" but there were not any yellow bricks around just a bunch of yellow tissue paper on the floor all torn up and put in a circle. There were woods, a corn field and something that someone said was a "poppy field" except it looked like more tissue paper (red) torn up and thrown all over the ground (mommy is gonna be MAD). So i started to follow it but it was hard to walk and when I looked down at mine feets someone had putted red booties on mine feets. ARGH.
After going around in circles for a while I saw some dood that looks like Miles with a lion's mane, and some dood that looks like Billy with a tin can on his head following me. They were singing and trying to tap dance (it was pretty pathetic). One time when we looked up there was a dood that looks like Sammy with a little red hat on and a very long tail trying to make monkey sounds flying around the room. We gotted to some place called the emerald city - and some dood that looks like Sammy with a mustache and green hat who told me I could get home. Then the dood that looks like Billy with a white ball gown on floating around told me that all I ever had to do was get in the apartment box and holler "there's no place like home". So I did. And then I wented to sleep, 'acuase there were a lot of poppies in mine apartment box. When I waked up I think I was home, but everything was in black and white. And there was some dood that looks like Sammy with a wig on saying "Dorothy, you're back in Kansas".
Crappity crap crap crap.
Who is this Dorothy? And where is Kansas. I wonder if they have a good grocery store here, I needs some more nip.