Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Meatful Tuesday

MILES

Well I guess that my wandering around screaming at things in the house FINALLY got to the mom.  She made PORK CHOPS last night.  So while she was sitting on the cowch with her plate, I stalked the meats.  I did mine best Billy impersonation and stuck mine feets right in it.  Except that I missed the meat and got mine feets into something called PINE-APPLE.  It did not taste like the chrissymouse tree OR an apple - and I've tasted both.  It was VILE.  
So then I just leaned over and STOLE a piece of pork from the plate.  Stolen pork tastes even sweeter than pork that is handed to you.  (The Mom's note:  I cut some pork and put it on his side of the plate for him to nibble on.  but if he thinks he stole it, that's ok).  Then that Orinch Meniss got into the act.  Except he forgot how his mouth worked.  The mom tried handing him the meat like she always does but all he could manage to do was lick it. She put it down for him and he licked it again.  Then he started at her and said "I forgot how to get it in mine mouf".  Oh brother. FINALLY he remembered to OPEN his mouth and the mom picked it up and shoved it in his pork-hole.  MOL.  

14 comments:

The Island Cats said...

We're so glad you got some pork, Miles. Now you won't waste away.

Hannah and Lucy said...

Thank goodness you found that stolen pork in your mouth Miles it must have tasted wonderful and it's a good thing you got it before the Orinch Meniss saw it.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Hannah and Lucy said...
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Hannah and Lucy said...

Ooops!! We forgot to say we were delighted that you all managed to come to our party.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

The Florida Furkids said...

YIPPEEE you got MEATS!!!!

The Florida Furkids

Two French Bulldogs said...

Screaming works every time
Lily & Edward

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

All in all, it sounds like a successful hunting expedition.

Purrs,
The Chans

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

Good job stealing some pork- sorry about the icky pineapple. I like applesauce with mine.

Georgia and Julie said...

Finally,real food!
Sometimes you just have to take control and use your paws!
MOL at Billy. How can ya forget how to eat :o
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ

William said...

You boys are lucky. Our mom *never* shares.

Just Ducky said...

Yum, meat!

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

No, only the real pork chops counts.

meowmeowmans said...

Pork is GREAT! We're glad you gotted some, Miles! :)

MeezerMews&FrecklesWoofs said...

Glad you got to enjoy some loot, the meaty kind, MOL!!

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