Monday, June 08, 2015

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Well, no french toasts, no chick-hen, no ham, no roast beast.  Just NOTHING.  The mom is in a "salad or soup for dinner" mood.  I hate it when she's in those moods.  

Sammy is upset that the neighbor woofie (er alien) moved away too.

SAMMY
 I don't think I have a purpose in mine life anymore - the alien next door ate his entire family and had to move away to find more people to eat.  (Mom's note: no, the entire family moved far away for a new job). The alien in the house behind us is not out that much 'acause she has too much to do with watching her people - they are sneaky and escape often.  Plus, their orinch meniss kitties help the people escape - the orinch meniss kitties run out of the house and then the people haf to chase them down.  Must be an Orinch Meniss thing. 

BILLY
Hey, I resemble that remark Sammy

NICKY

Mine luxury condo box is coming along nicely.  Does anyone want to rent a condo? There is space for 3.    

7 comments:

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

Anyone would think we had a furmily of rabbits to fees here, judging by the amount of produce that comes in through our doors..the provisions are 90% greenery, and maybe 5%meaty types...

How funny about the peeps having to hunt down their kitties, MOL!
Sorry you miss the woofies there.

Hey we are two potential condo renters...Sounds like the building project is going as purr-lanned.

MIAOW!

Robyn and The (Mostly) Badass Cat said...

Sanjee: Deer Miles, yoo can comes to our howse for chixhen and maybe hams too. I know Mommy gots chixhen tho. I fly down and bisit yoo. Purrrs n nosekissies, yore furever girlfriendcat Sanjee

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

I thought about renting a condo Nicky, but then I thought I might end up in strange places where everyone talks like Sammy.

Mickey's Musings said...

When the food starts to get better at your place,
we might think about renting a condo ;)

Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ

Just Ducky said...

Miles, you should have come here. Grilled beast and chicken.

Ivan from WMD said...

Maybe you'll get some fun new neighbors!

The Island Cats said...

Miles, tell your mom she's not a rabbit. ;)

Good bye my sweet Nicky

 Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky.  You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet.  I love you to the moon...