Monday, June 15, 2015

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

It has come to mine attenshun that  you, the mom, intend to continue eating those dreadful begetables most of the summer.  What kind of craziness is this? Can't you see that I am withering away to nothing? I must be down to, like, 18 pounds now! SHEESH woman.   You must be down to 1.3 tons yourself.  Your pants are falling off. Put some meat on that plate.  

Oh wait, yeah, you did give me 5 bites of chick-hen the other day.  yeah lady, that was enough.  NOT. 

SAMMY
BORED, BORING, BORED, BORED, BORED.  There's nothing to watch out the back slidy door now.  ::SIGH::

NICKY
The 6 condo box is coming along nicely.  I think that it should be ready for travel, er, living in soon. Now, how to get MILES in it this time........... Oh yea, put a steak in it.  ROTFMMBO

BILLY
::WHEEZE:: ME is hafing a hard time breathing.  It's hoomid and ME cannot breathe in the hoomid. ME is going to just lay down ofur here for a while.  

8 comments:

The Island Cats said...

Vegetables are nasty. Unless you use them as toys. We hope your mom comes to her senses. Billy, you poor thing...we hope your breathing gets better.

The Florida Furkids said...

Oh no....you need MEAT and CHICK-HEN......and BACON! And HAM!!!!
Hope you get some soon.

We're hoping Billy is feeling better soon.

The Florida Furkids

Robyn Harton said...

O poor Miles. She better not starves yoo or I will haunt her!!! Maybe I can sneek yoo sum foods dat will k eep da meet on yore bones.
Purrrrrrrrrs n nosekissies to mah handsum boyfriendcat,
yore furever girlfriendcat Sanjee

Pee Ess. Poor Billy too. Mommy can't breathe good in the humids either.

Two French Bulldogs said...

Mom sounds so boring!
Lily & Edward

Georgia and Julie said...

Just cause your Mom eats beggies does not mean you should hafta!
Cats need real food!
Hope Sammy finds a new interest.
Purrs for Billy.
We purr you will be able to breathe well soon.
Make that humid stuff go away!

Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ

MeezerMews&FrecklesWoofs said...

Humidity is just evil...plain old evil...our peeps are into the veggie stuff too...rabbits??
Well, at least they do nosh the meats too:))

Have fun with the condo constructions!
And purrs fur less humidity so Billy can breathe better. And POTP!

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

TBT likes begetables too, but we are glad he considers meat an essential part of every meal.

Jans Funny Farm said...

You poor starving guys. Perhaps when you rent out the cardboard condo, you'll have some cash for foodables? Jan is having a hard time breathing in this humidity so we all feel for you, Billy.

If your mom's pants are falling off, we hope she doesn't go to walmart. There's someone stationed at those stores to shoot and post pictures of people who dress (or undress) in strange attire.

Thieving

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