Tuesday, June 09, 2015

UGH

BILLY SWEETFEETS

MOM LADY PERSON:   Last night ME was hungry and ME sticked mine feets in your plate when YOU was not looking.  

That stuff on your plate was NOT FOODS. 

It was SOUR and had leafy crud in it.  Then there was that big ORINCH round thing that smelled like SQUASH (ME LOVES SQUASH) and it had something that might haf been MEATS but when ME sticked mine feets in that, it tasted WEERD - like sour maply syrup.  

Look, ME does not ask for much - an occasional escape to the OUT, and the crunchy bowl full of foods, and once in a while (ok for EFURRY MEAL) a taste of the MEATS - so can you PLEASE go back to eating REGULAR FOODS? Like real MEATS? SHEESH. 

FYI - she saided to ME that she was hafing SALAD wif POM-E-GRANITE VIN-A-GRET and squash wif POLISH SNAUSAGE, wif MAPLY VINEGAR on top.  GROSS. 

WE DEMAND REAL FOODS
 

18 comments:

Quinn and Angel brandi said...

My mom used too much garlic last night. I feel your pain!

The Swiss Cats said...

Poor you ! Purrs

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Well, especially that today is Meezer Colors Day and you should also benefit, Billy!

Purrs,
The Chans

The Florida Furkids said...

That's so wrong....she should plan her meals around YOUR favorite foods!!

The Florida Furkids

Flynn said...

What is she thinking of, eating all those wrong foods!

Two French Bulldogs said...

Yuck what was she thinking
Lily & Edward

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

Happy Meezer's Day cuties!

William said...

Billy, you might have liked the salad thing if only there hadn't been yak on it. Personally, I like a good bite of romaine.

Just Ducky said...

Happy Meezer Day to the Meezers. Sorry Bill SW!

MeezerMews&FrecklesWoofs said...

If the lady with you ate real meats noms, you would be able to have din-din with her at the table!! How gourmet would that be?!

Georgia and Julie said...

Billy, we hope that your Mom gave you some real food later!
Sometimes humans eat weird stuff!
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ

Alasandra, The Cats and Dogs said...

Billy we thinks our Mommy is sick, she said your Mom's salad sounded yummy.

Alasandra, The Cats and Dogs said...

We wants to wish Sammy a Happy Birthday

Myst and Blackie said...

Happy Birthday Sammy!

We hope you all get REAL food soon!

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

Happy Birthday Sammy!

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Sheesh, even our mom made a face at maple vinegar...mom's should always eat foods we kitties like. Isn't that a rule?

Jans Funny Farm said...

Yuck. We'd demand real food too! Not that it would do any good. Jan doesn't listen to us.

Happy Birthday, Sammy! We hope you get something special for your ... um,whichever birthday it is.

The Florida Furkids said...

Ut oh....no Meezer day AND no Sammy's birthday?????

Happy Birthday Sammy!!

The Florida Furkids

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