Thursday, July 09, 2015

Deer The Mom

SAMMY

Deer The Mom

I am the ferst born here in this house.  

Well, ok, when I was gotted, Gramma Trixie and Grampa Norton was still alive, so TEKNIKALLY they were prolly the ferst born, but of us MEEZERS, I am the ferst born.  There are rights and priv....priv.... perks n stuff that go along with being the ferst born.  

Like the right to sleep in any spot I want on the bed.  Even if it's on your face.  And the right to not be launched OFF your face in the middle of the night 'acause "s**t Sammy I can't breathe".  Grow gills or something.   

14 comments:

The Florida Furkids said...

What? She launched you off just because she couldn't breathe??????? How could she be so thoughtless?

The Florida Furkids

Cheysuli and gemini said...

You are so right Sammy...

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

They really seem incapable at times of making the slightest effort to ensure our comfort. One despairs...

Purrs,
The Chans

Two French Bulldogs said...

Momma better get her act together
Lily & Edward

The Whiskeratti said...

Sighs. Hoomins can be so rude. And unappreciative.

The Swiss Cats said...

That's rude ! Purrs

Georgia and Julie said...

Oh Sammy! How dare she interrupt your sleep by doing that!
Tell her to find another way to breathe!
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ

William said...

What if she just used a snorkle tube? Wouldn't that work for her?

Just Ducky said...

I do that to mum, plop down right in front of her face. She just moves away so she doesn't inhale furs.

Sweet Purrfections said...

Maybe you could adjust your sleeping position just a little bit so she can breathe. She does provide the stinky goodness and treats, after all.

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Privleges, got it. And "eldest" werks fer rights.

Flynn said...

How inconsiderate of your The Mom!

Jans Funny Farm said...

Yes, you certainly do deserve certain rights and privileges. You might want to report your mom to the Board of Face Sleeping Cats.

MeezerMews&FrecklesWoofs said...

Furst born-ded kitties need to have extra spawsial evfurrything!

How is Sammy doing?

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