Monday, September 28, 2015

Meezer Monday Diary Entry

MILES

Deer Diary

I have continued to seek out ways to get more food from the mom. Previously I have wandered around the house hollering at things like the fridgerfrator, bath tub, cabinets, tables, tv and couch, thinking that the mom would give me foods to shut me up.  This has failed.  This past week I have taken to wandering around behind her, following her all over the house and putting on mine bestest pathetic look - and pathetic meow. I open mine mouth and no sound comes out.  All I get in response to this is "Oh sweet pea, what's wrong? are you ok? oh sweetie pie". But NO FOODS.  

The die-t that she has us on is slowly sapping all of our strength from us - we can barely make it across a room without passing out.  

I have to try and figure out how to get more food of that horrible woman. 

17 comments:

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Beins can be relentless about feeding times. We HATE that...

Shaggy and Scout said...

Keep using my the pathetic strategy, it's gotta wear her down sooner or later and make your eyes as big and sad as possible.

Meowers from Missouri said...

we dunno how she kin continyoo to afflict you wif that 4-letter werd!!! she hafs a mean streek we nefur suspishuned. you kin tellyport ofur fur some extra chows here, but they're only profided at 4:30 am an' 6:00 pm (central daylight time), an' then we kin haf a nap-pile befur you head home.

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

You need to get back into the traveling condo and go to a buffet.

MeezerMews&FrecklesWoofs said...

Pipo says his bowl shows the bottom far too often as well...Minko, well, he needs tons of food, he is so scrawny...but at least he gets real good noms three times a day.

Meowmy would bend/break for all the pathetic mrouwing/begging.....wanna come here??

The Florida Furkids said...

We'll teleport some good noms to you if you want.

The Florida Furkids

Jans Funny Farm said...

Oh, you poor starving kitty. Have you tried stealing her meals or is she eating in the closet so you can't?

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Aw, poor thing! If you know where it is, take the foods for yourself!

Two French Bulldogs said...

Keep looking pathetic
Lily & Edward

Cats of wildcat woods said...

We feel your pain!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

we can sneek ewe sum via de dood in de brown shortz !!! ♥♥

Flynn said...

Poor Miles! Do you have the strength to teleport here? I have lots of food. Too much food!! My mum wants me to eat more so if you can come and eat it, that will keep my mum happy because she will think it's me, and your mum will be happy because she will think you have got used to the evil diet.

Georgia and Julie said...

Oh Miles! This is terrible :o
Doesn't your mom know that "diet" is a 4 letter word?
And a bad one at that!
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ

William said...

Miles, if you find a way, let me know--I too have been starved mercilessly!

The Island Cats said...

OMC. Your mom is starving you!

Robyn Harton said...

Poor Miles. I hope she gives in soon.

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

It is beginning to sound like a desperate situation. Maybe you can pretend to pass out in front of her, preferably on the stairs?

Purrs,
The Chans

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