Monday, September 21, 2015

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

well crappity crap crap crap, it's been like elebenty squillion sleeps since I was last allowed to post.  

I hopes you all had a great time on your flying mystery condo trip.  Looks like you all went some great places. 

Here is mine report for the day: 

The Foods Report:  Well, the mom has this whole "DIET" thing going on again 'acause she says all of us except Nicky are FAT.  So, I got exactly 2 bites of bacon, 1 bite of steak and NO LICKS OF ICE CREAM last week.  I'm dying here. 

The orinch-meniss report:  Well, he seems to be doing somewhat OK,  he is breathing with his mouth closed again, but the mom says that he seems to be breathing hard still.  But he has not wheezed so that is good.  Maybe the plucking will be the only thing he has to have done.  Although, I was thinking that if he had to have more surgery, they would like cut his head in half and put it back together with a zipper - then he could be a zipper head.  That would be kind of fun.  The mom says I'm mean.  Really it was Sammy's thought.  

Speaking of Sammy, here is Mr Psyho-Murderer with his psycho report:   ::AHEM:: well  the aliens were not out much in the real hots the last few weeks, but they are coming out again now.  I am still disturbed that the one next door ate his family and then moved to another state. ::shudder::  Back to you rice pudding thighs

Well, that's about it for the Meezer Monday report.  

13 comments:

Brian said...

Dang, that diet thing is sure making the rounds and it showed up here too!

The Florida Furkids said...

We enjoyed the condo trip....it was a ton of fun! We're glad Billy is doing better and we hope he continues to improve.

What's with this DIET stuff??????

The Florida Furkids

Two French Bulldogs said...

Sending lots of hugs to Billy
Snorts,
Lily & Edward

Robyn Harton said...

Miles, Sanjee's on her way with food supplies. She said to meet her near the camp ground and bring a wheelbarrow. *scritches*

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Well, it's great to say that things are back to normal! Too bad about the die with a t thing, though...

Purrs,
The Chans

da tabbies o trout towne said...

guys...we noe we iz fair lee new ta yur blog but any time
de "D" werd comes outta yur momz mouth.... ewe let uz noe & we will sneek
ewe sum foodz ina **************** & have it two ewe by fry day ♥♥♥

Flynn said...

Not the dreaded D word!!! I had a great time travelling in the condo.

Angel Prancer Pie said...

We hate that four-letter word! Let us know and we will smuggle some foodables in to all of you. MOL!

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

Sorry you are going to need a diet :( Time to get back into the traveling condo.

The Island Cats said...

We're sorry about the diet thing, Miles. That really sucks.

Just Ducky said...

No diet here. I had ice cream, fish, sausages.

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Diets are horrible things. And they dont werk... The ounces allus come back!

MeezerMews&FrecklesWoofs said...

Pipo says hisses to diets...

We both had fun travelling in your magic condo!

Hope Billy improves and stays well.

PURRS! MIAOW!

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