Monday, October 19, 2015

I's movin out

MILES

Recommended at the price
Insatiable in appetitie


::SIGH:: - the mom is really off her rocker.  Or her meds.  I's not shur which.  Although I am in-say-sha-ble in appetite. That's because I'M STARVING

THE MOM:  - No Miles, you are not starving.  You have plenty of food to eat

MILES:  Lissen up "the Mom" (if that is your real name) - things around here used to be pawsome.  I could steal get all the foods I wanted from your plate.  I could take foods out of one end of your sammich while you were eating the other end (oh yes, that happened).  But then you got the weird idea that I, Me, MOI, your sweet poosie, am FAT

THE MOM:  Miles, you are not a little kitten anymore.  You cannot crawl up on my chest and lay down like you used to.  You are a big boy now and you kind of crush me when you try that.

MILES:  ::SNIFF SNIFF::  Now I's crushed.  I loves you and that's why I want to lay on your chest.  But if you say I's too fat, well then, I guess it's time for me to move on.  

::packs toys in a kerchief and ties it to a pole:: 

BYE The Mom.  I hopes that you can forgive yourself that you crushed a little kitteh's heart for trying to love you. 

::goes to the door and sits:: 

THE MOM:   Well? 

MILES:  Um, in order to move out, does I really haf to GO OUTSIDE?  

THE MOM:  Well, that's how it generally works. 

MILES:  So, the mom, how about a com-pro-mise?   You give me all the foods I want again and I will not sit on your chest and crush you.  

THE MOM:  Um, how about this: I will give you SOME of the foods you want, and you can sit on my LAP.  

MILES:  DEAL!!!!

8 comments:

The Florida Furkids said...

Whew.....we were worried there....glad you worked out a compromise!!!

The Florida Furkids

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Moving out seems a lot like work. ::SHUDDERS::
Maybe you should reconsider - after a nap of course!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood...we dunno who thiz com pro mize dood iz...but when himz done
at yur place...can ya send him R way !!! ♥♥♥

Flynn said...

Maybe moving out is not as good as it once seemed, Miles.

The Island Cats said...

Now THAT's the art of compromise. :)

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

That is a good compromise- some good foods is better than none :)

Just Ducky said...

Glad you worked things out.

MeezerMews&FrecklesWoofs said...

Good thing you worked a compromise with your Mom...else...esle...nevfurmind.....

The ebil v-e-t

SAMMY says I has some kind of cancer.  the mom has to talk to them more to see what can be done.  they say it's slow growing or someth...