Thursday, October 15, 2015

Bad Bad Billy Sweetfeets

BILLY SWEETFEETS

I'm 

BadBadBillySweetfeets
Baddest kitteh in the whole dang house
Badder than old King Kong
Meaner than a junk yard woofie

The mom lady person would like efurryone to know that ME IS BAD. 

Really, it's the MOM LADY PERSON who is all confuzzled. 

ME hears her hollering and hollering and hollering for ME one day.  SHE is all "BILLY, COME HERE RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE &*(&*^&**(& (she saided those werds!!).  ME wented to look for her and ME did not see her anywhere in the house.  So ME wented back to bed.  Then ME heard her crying and hollering and hollering again.  So ME wented to look for HER.  Sheesh, she must be losted or something and needs ME to find her! so ME wented to the front door and she was out there hollering for me.  So ME just sat in the door waiting for her to see me.  And she did.  And she ranned up onto the porch and HOLLERED AT ME FOR BEING INSIDE.  

ME is now confuzzled.  ME was there all the time.  Why didn't she look INSIDE for ME? ME was just laying around sleeping.  WHAT DID ME DO WRONG?? 

Well, she camed in and picked me up (ME LOVES that) and she tolded ME that ME was BAD for not answering her.  but ME did! She just was not paying attenshun.  

It all werked out though, ME gotted kissies and hugs and stuff.  So ME is not mad at the mom lady person. But ME could be.  It was not fair. 

Now for your singing and dancing pleasure: 


16 comments:

Two French Bulldogs said...

Mommas are filled with drama
Lily & Edward

Shari said...

We's have to keep our giant peoples on their toes!

Luvs,
Rose ~ the almost grown up kitten

MeezerMews&FrecklesWoofs said...

Sometimes I do that hiding in plain view, too, MOL! Good thing you rescued your Mom........

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Don't worry, it's good to let them get in a panic over you every once in a while, makes'em appreciate ya! hee hee!

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

Poor Billy, you are a good boy. Mom clearly needs a hearing aid.

da tabbies o trout towne said...
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da tabbies o trout towne said...

sorree....R bad.....we had de wrong coppee N paste message on heer....we shuld copeed

heerz two an ocean sunfish kinda week oh end ~~~ ♥♥♥

N now...for de message that we wanted ta post....

de food servizz gurl did thiz onze with gram paw dude....her waz actin like 7 kindz oh crazee, callin him, lookin out side, bee hind CLOSED doorz....under stuff him couldna getted under frum de get go....& de hole time, him waz IN de kitshun !!!!!

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Hmmmm... The humans, they do get a little confused at times, you know?

Purrs,
The Chans

meowmeowmans said...

Aw, she was just worried about you, Billy. Being worried about somebuddy you love totally confuzzles moms and dads!

Flynn said...

Poor Billy! She knows you are not bad really. She was just scared that you had got out and were lost.

William said...

Billy, my mom would do the exact same thing!

Just Ducky said...

Billy I did that to mum a few weeks ago. She was certain I hadn't gotten outside, but she didn't find me inside and I wasn't coming when she called. Hey, I am not a woofie, I don't come when called.

Once I showed up she was much happier.

The Florida Furkids said...

Thank COD you were inside. We're sorry the Mom Person got scared. We do that sometimes too.

The Florida Furkids

TK and Pip said...

We are glad that you wasn't outside. We think you should give your mom lady person a treat, she was probably ascairt.
Your furends, TK and Pip

TK and Pip said...

We are glad that you wasn't outside. We think you should give your mom lady person a treat, she was probably ascairt.
Your furends, TK and Pip

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

You ARENT bad when yer being good by being inside when the Mom thinks you are outside and yer not cuz you are inside being good! That was clear, right?

Good thing....

MILES It's a good thing that someone packed snow shoos and warm blankets and stuff.  Lookit where I is now!