Monday, October 26, 2015

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

It's scream-o-ween week and I has been practicing mine screaming all weekend.  I has screamed at the following things: 

1. The stove
2.  The fridgerfrator
3.  The bath tub
4.  The litter box
5.  The human litterbox
6.  The cowch
7.  The mom
8.  The bed
9.  The air

This has made the mom go a little bit nuts.  She will holler mine name and I will come running to her, stare at her, and then leave the room and start screaming again.  

This has also resulted in me getting the following things: 

1. chick-hen
2. bacon
3.  eggs
4  yogurt
5.  squash (I loves squash)

So, I think mine plan is werking. 


12 comments:

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

We'z beginning to think dat screeming is da only way to get foods. Zippy screems an mommy will get outta bed at 4 am to feed her!

Meowers from Missouri said...

Well done, meezerman! It don't werk here; our dad just tells us to go catch a fart an' paint it green. Mommer sometimes giffs in, but not offen.

Jans Funny Farm said...

Brilliant! You are so clever, Miles. Good luck on getting more goodies.

Oh, and can Marcus come holler with you? We're tired of him yelling around here!

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

Sounds like you needs to keep yelling.

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood.....grate job...keep screemin & de car keyz R yurs next week :) awesum ~~~ ♥♥♥

The Island Cats said...

Miles, we don't think you've done enough screaming. You better do some more. :)

William said...

I can't believe that works at your house! All we get is "So-and-so, stop yelling!"

Just Ducky said...

Keep it up Miles!

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

It sounds like you really have Halloween down pat, Miles!

Purrs,
The Chans

The Florida Furkids said...

Wow....pawsome plan!!
The Florida Furkids

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

SQUASH???

MeezerMews&FrecklesWoofs said...

You sure do have the feed me screams down pat!
MRAOUW!! or is it MRAT!
We got the MIAOW!!

Good thing....

MILES It's a good thing that someone packed snow shoos and warm blankets and stuff.  Lookit where I is now!