Thursday, October 01, 2015

Things heard at casa de meezer

SAMMY

Here are some things heard around our house this week: 

Get your butt out of my face, I'm trying to sleep
Get your butt ouf of Billy's face
Get your face out of Nicky's butt
Get out of the bathtub
Get off the toilet
Really, get your butt out of my face
Stop slapping my head
Who's my poosie woosie? (that would be NOT ME)
Don't put your paw in the fan
Stop stabbing me with your claws 
guess who's getting a man-a-cure
you DO have food in your dish
go ahead and put your paws in my ice cream, i'm going to eat it anyway
ok, stop licking the other side of my ice cream sandwich
get out of my cereal
stop whapping stuff off the table
get off the table 
get off the dresser
stop jumping on me, i'm trying to sleep
do all of you have to sit on my lap while i eat? 

10 comments:

The Florida Furkids said...

Sounds about right to us!!

The Florida Furkids

Jans Funny Farm said...

Hmm, did you notice there's a pattern here? We assume this is your mom speaking? Has she always whined this much? If so, she must be related to Jan. We hear similar around here, except we never get to lick / step in her ice cream. She's kind of selfish that way.

Flynn said...

Is there anything you're allowed to do?

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

You poor kitties sure have a complaining human.

Georgia and Julie said...

Bwahahahaha!
Sounds like you kitties are having fun ;)
We hear a few of those things too.
Keep having fun kitties!
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ

Cleopawtra said...

Wow! That sounds like our house. Our Mom is always saying those things to all of us. She's no fun. Dad lets us get away with sooo much stuff, we just wait until Mom goes to bed and the fun starts here.

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Innerestin. So what does yer MOM say ta you?

MeezerMews&FrecklesWoofs said...

OMC! We think we hear those same phrases here evfurry day! MOL!
There truly is nothing new under the sun...

Just Ducky said...

Some of that was heard around here too.

meowmeowmans said...

MOL! We heard some of that at our house, too! :)

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