Tuesday, January 27, 2015



Mine mommy is very very mad at me right now.  I gotted outside and I ranned unner a bush next to the door and would not come out.  I would poke mine head out just long enough for her to see me and when she would try and get me I would hide back in the bush.  But then she TRICKED me and walked away.  I thought she was going inside and that I would be free to run around in the snow, but as soon as I came halfway out, she grabbed me and put me back inside.  And YELLED AT ME.  I think she said some werds on the bad werd list too.  
Then she called me a BAD BAD BOY

she's a mean mommy

Monday, January 26, 2015

This is our 2200th post


See, the mom, we DID haf lots to say.  We is MEEZERS after all and we always has LOTS to say.  

The Mom

Yes Miles, you do always have LOTS to say.  All day.  All night.  And you don't just SAY it you HOLLER IT to the neighborhood.  


Well, sometimes I want efurryone to know that you are not keeping the crunchy bowl full, or that I haf not had treats in a long time, or that I pooped. 

The Mom

but to the neighbors really need to know that you pooped? 



Tuesday, January 20, 2015

On the side is a very big thing


Angel Prancer Pie and Flynnie - you were both right - mine quote from yesserday was from When Harry Met Sally.  Mine Mom shares the same brain as Sally in the movie.  All the time.  ALL THE TIME. 

This is what we haf to put up with EVERY DAY.  It's tiring.  Very very very tiring.  

Monday, January 19, 2015

Meezer Monday Sammy Report


Here is mine Meezer Monday Report


The spot next to the mom on the bed is MINE.  

The toys are all MINE

When I's hungry, get your faces out of the food bowl, 'acause it's MINE. 

While you is all lissening, THE MOM IS MINE.  I was here FERST, so she's MINE. 

(the mom says that Meezers are selfish, so I's trying to prove her right.)

Oh wait, you can all haf the mom - she is too high maintenance.  In fact she's the werst kind, she's high maintenance but thinks she's low maintenance

(bonus points if anyone knows what movie that is from, one of the mom's favorite movies).

Thursday, January 15, 2015

ME is a cereal killer.


BWAHAHAHAHA!! ME scared the mom lady person when she gotted up this morning.  ME was hiding in the rain box in the big litterbox room, and the curtain thing was closed so when the mom lady person went into the litterbox room and sat down on the people litterbox ME started whapping stuff off the side of the rain box and scared the "bee-jeebers" out of her!! (that's the werd she said).  THEN ME started poking at the curtain from the inside of the rain box and she screamed a little.  She said something about some PSY-KO movie and how "crazy cereal killers" hide in showers.  So ME is a PSY-KO crazy cereal killer now.  HAHAHAHA.  GOOD. 

Where's mine cereal? ME has to kill it.    

Wednesday, January 14, 2015

hey lady it's your own fault


So, the mom, if you really DON'T want my hot furry little body pressed up against you for hours at night, then DON'T pick me up and cuddle me when you get in the bed.  I find it comfortable and relaxing, and I goes to sleep fast, and I stay there for a long time.  It's really NOT mine prollem if you get all sweaty and mine fur sticks to your sweat.  It's kind of gross and that's what makes me move.  THEN when I has to take a  baf 'acause you gets your sweat all ofur me, you complain that I am shaking the bed.  SHEESH.  It's your own fault! 
Why can't you unnerstand that.  

Monday, January 12, 2015

Meezer Monday Nicky Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Nicky report: 

this is what I did all weekend.  


Friday, January 09, 2015

We has the stir crazies now


At least that's what that woman says.  I don't see what's the prollem with Miles and Nicky and Me wandering around the house hollering at things.  Personally, I like hollering at the kitchen counters.  And Miles hollers at the bathroom door and Nicky spends a lot of time hollering at the closet doors.  And sometimes I sit on the buffet and holler at the talky box.  The people on there are sometimes vary stoopid and they need a lot of hollering at.  Really. I've seen that woman holler at them too.  

This is what I usually do when I am in a hollering mood though, I lay upstairs in the hall, in mine ham-mick, on mine back, look down at that woman and holler at her.  MOL


Wednesday, January 07, 2015

Snow Snow Snow COLD COLD COLD snow


ME does not like SNOW.  It makes mine (sweet)feets COLD and WET and it makes the mom lady person LAFF at me when ME goes out on the porch.  Then ME just stands there hollering at her to DO SOMEFING about it.  Like MAKE IT STOP BEING COLD.  But she just STANDS there doing NUFFING.  What the cluck mom lady person? 

We is hafing a below freezing nap pile today - we has lots of fleece blankies n stuff so come on ofur and nap wif us.  

Monday, January 05, 2015

Meezer Monday Secret Paws report


We gotted our Secret Paws package from Charlemagne, Tamar and Mal, although the mom would NOT let us open it until Chrissymouse.  Then she gotted sick and failed us miserably in posting the pictures.  So here they are - and a HYOOGE thank you to Charlemagne, Tamar, Mal and their humans for all the WONDERFUL stuff - we are still tossing all the toys all over the house!  First Nicky dove in, then Billy barged in to get a whiff of everything and steal the toys - and try and steal all the yummy tem-tay-shuns!  The mom gotted some pawsome candy too! Miles also got in there to stake his claim.  They just don't unnerstand that ALL TOYS ARE BELONG TO ME.  MWAHAHAHAHAHA.  (notice I am not in the pikshurs - I kept running away when the mom tried to get a pikshur of me). (Oh and there was more candy than what is in the last pikshur, but Nicky kept whapping it off the table when the mom tried to take a pikshur, and Billy is walking all over the lovely decorative towel that they sent to the mom too)

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