Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Whiney Wednesday

NICKY

Ok so some one of mine brofurs tricked me into painting the ceiling in his apartment, then the apartment moved and I ended up somewhere.  there was a dood that looked like sammy with a straw hat and moustache and hawaiian shert and he just kept saying "i only speak bora bora".  well i doesn't speak bora bora at all so i was kind of lost.  Just when i was going to cry about not being able to fine mine house, the apartment moved again and I ended up in Timbuktu.  NOW there's a dood there with a straw hat and a moustache who looks like sammy and all he can say is "me only speaks timbuktu"  Oh holy Bast.  

Sunday, March 29, 2015

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

I GOTTED FRENCH TOAST.  

That's about it from me.

SAMMY

Billy farted and scared hisself.  HAHAHAHAHAHA

BILLY

At least ME could not smell it - mine nose is stuffed up and ME is hafing a hard time breafing.  The mom lady person is werried about me.  ME keeps telling her ME is OK

NICKY

Umm, excuse me Sir? Is you SHUR you is not mine brofur Sammy? You look just like him -except wif a straw hat and moustache.  And hawaiian shert.  Am I in hawaii? 

SAMMY

Sir, i tell you already me only speak BORA BORA.  

bwahahahahahaha

Friday, March 27, 2015

I miss mine apartment

MILES


Mine apartment is still missing.  I remember that Nicky was doing some interior decorating and i asked him to paint the ceiling, so i closed the apartment up.  then it was gone.  

I'm still wondering what "Bora Bora" means


NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

Um this does not look like mine house, but that guy over there kind of looks like Sammy with a straw hat and hawaiian shert.  HEY YOU!! SAMMY!! What's going on? 

SAMMY

um, me not speek eenglish, mee speeek bora bora

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Happy Purrfday

MILES

Happy Purrfday Footon Dood!!!

For your enjoyment here is a pikshur of me loving the foo-ton dood's foo-ton! 




 

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Tasteless Tuesday, now with Dancing too

MILES 

It's tasteless because the mom roasted a WHOLE CHICK-HEN and WE DID NOT GET ANY TASTES OF IT.  She saidded that it was for soup and sammiches and not for dinner, but, the rool is if you is going to roast a chick-hen then the kitties get a leg to taste. SHEESH.  


Now it's time for dancing 

 

Sunday, March 22, 2015

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report

::nom nom:: ::munch munch::

the mom made a "brekfest kasserole" for brekkies Sunday - it hadded bacon, eggs, cheese and potatoes in it.  Even the potatoes was good.  Billy putted his feets in the mom's plate so we gottted to eat alot.  

Sammy is still on high "alien alert" 'acause they are coming back out, even though it snowed again.  He says that they are prolly running out of peoples to eat.  

and Nicky, um, I have not seen that dood around lately.  

Oh and mine apartment is mysteriously gone.  



 

Friday, March 20, 2015

Spring, really?

SAMMY


So the mom says it's spring and she opened the window in the sleeping room - and it was (*&&^*()(*()*^ COLD in there last night.  I think she has lost her mind.  

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Um...

MILES

Isn't spring in 2 days? WHY IS IT SNOWING????????


This is just not right.  


Maybe I should curl up in the fleece bed in mine apartment.  Um, where did I leave it? I thought it was here by the door.  

Monday, March 16, 2015

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Well, things have taken a weerd turn on mine apartment.  The outside renovation with the brown paper was nice, but someone put graffiti all over the outside.  I don't know what "Bora Bora" is, but that is written on the outside.  I will have to hire someone to get the graffiti off.  

In other news, Nicky is a pouty little monster, Billy is being clingy to the mom and Sammy is hiding unner the cowch 'acuase an alien came up on the patio.  But Billy and I had sausage and eggs for brekfest on Sunday so it was a good day.  

It's supposed to be really warm today but then back to below normal temperchaures for the next 2 weeks.  I'm glad i haf a nice warm fleece bed in mine apartment.  And mine gorgeous Angel Sanjee visits me there too.  

Friday, March 13, 2015

Heh

BILLY SWEETFEETS

ME sleeped with the mom lady person and ME maded her sweat all night.  and she would not move 'acuase she didn't want ME to move.  

ME has her wrapped around mine paw

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Meezer Wednesday Miles Report

MILES MEEZER

Hello, it's me reporting from mine new apartment.  It's nice in here, except I doesn't have a litterboxroom.  That's ok because it's too small in here for something so stinky.  I does have a sleepy area and a eating area.  Nicky has been wallpapering the outside with some brown paper bags, so it's looking quite fashionable. 

In other meezer news, Billy has been coughing alot and the mom has been shoving pills down his throat.  

Sammy has been trying to stay away from bratty Nicky.  Nicky has been biting Sammy's butt and face.  And mine.  And sometimes Billy's.  He's cranky.  I just slap him in the head and move on.  

The mom says that there is still about 3 1/2 feets of snow outside.  I has 4 feets.  So it's prolly not as much as she thinks.  

 

Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Meezer Tuesday Miles Report

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

um ,shhhhhhh, Miles is sleeping.  I think.  He had a rough night.  We hadded to set up his new apartment.  He has his own eating area and sleeping area in his new apartment.  We are trying to figure out how to get a littlerbox area in there too.  Right now he has to leave his new apartment to go to the litterbox.  

Why does he have his new apartment? Well, he's been kind of whiney and crabby lately. So we told him that if he lives in his own apartment, he can be an only cat.  He was happy with that idea.


SAMMY

And by "apartment" Nicky means BOX. And by "we" he me means him.  I don't think he has any plans to send him away.  YET.  I have not seen the stamps out.  But you never know.  Nicky and Miles have been arguing lately,. especially when they both sit with the mom.  They both want the same spot so they slap each other and get hissy.  The mom told them to figure out how to get along better.  She seems to think it's because of the long winter.  And the recent full moon.  

Anyway, we will have to see just what Nicky's real plans are.    

Monday, March 09, 2015

Meezer Monday Miles Report

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS


be vewy vewy qwiet - don't wake the sleeping Meezer in the Box.  


MOL, boy is he in for a surprise.............


Thursday, March 05, 2015

everyone is covered in snow apparently

MILES


From what I can unnerstand from the talky box, everyone everywhere is covered in snow.  well that just stinks.  Our snow is now crunchy because it snizzled (that is a term that one of our weather doods on the talky box uses) on top of the fluffy snow.  And then there were doods on our roof pushing snow off and in front of our slidy door, and the snow is almost to the top of our grill outside.  yikes.  

anyway, we is going to dance and eat and nap and play THoE all day.  

who's in? 

Darth Vader - that's who (we can be storm troopers too!)

 

Monday, March 02, 2015

I think I'm getting closer

MILES I think that I'm getting close to home!! I just hope mine plane stops and lets me off - otherwise I'll overshoot the house a...