Wednesday, April 29, 2015



This is mine ::SIGH:: face.  I did not get prime rib yesserday either.  Or French Toast. 
So this morning when the mom was going down the stairs and stopped to give me kisses through the balcony railing, I slapped her in the face.


Monday, April 27, 2015

I has been lied to





NOT saying it is just the same as LYING

I could haf had

Sunday, April 26, 2015

Meezer Monday Miles Report


well the week was pretty much a bust - no good foods, the aliens have been kind of quiet and Nicky is in Siberia. 

I have channeled my inner Gramma Trixie and have been staring at the mom when when she sleeps at night.  She's fascinating.  Snork, drool, snork snork snork, drool, snork, turn over.  repeat.  I should make a movie of it.  Every once in a while i reach out and slap her in the forehead.   that's always fun too.  

Friday, April 24, 2015



Um, hello out there? Did I get to Siberia? It's COLD in this cardboard apartment.  I peeked out the window and saw SNOW.  

There's some dood here with a moustache and a ski cap who says "me only speaks Siberia".  

There's also a dood here in a parka that looks like Billy.  Maybe he will loan me his parka so I can get warm. 

I think that I haf to find a marker and write "HOME" on the side of the apartment so that the man in the bloo shorts can take me home.  

Thursday, April 23, 2015

This is food?


Um, excuse me the mom.  That :crud: on your plate is NOT FOOD. 



Do you unnerstand me? The sausage stuff IS food, but it touched that other stuff that is NOT FOOD. Therefour it cannot be eated.  (BTW, this is what she had, but not a pikshur of her akshual food.  it looked more gross than this.).



Billy put his feets in it and sniffed.  Then had a 15 minute episode of not being able to breathe the right way . Which scairt the mom and she didn't finish the :crud: on her plate.  And I didn't get near it.  

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Wise butt wednesday


hey, I resemble that remark.  

Oh, wait, WISE butt, not WIDE butt.  

Ah, the mom thinks that Billy and Nicky are wise butts 'acause they was running in and out the door again the other day.  She would open the screen door, Billy would run around the wood door and out onto the porch, while she was trying to put him in, Nicky would run out and hide unner the bush next to the door.  She would get him and as soon as she would open the door Billy would try and escape (she didded get her foot in there 'afore he sneaked out again).  She doesn't like the wise butt tag teaming.  MOL


Monday, April 20, 2015

Meezer Monday Miles report


Foods - well 'asides from mine furriends macaroni and cheese who bisited earlier in the week, there were no other good foods.  Things better improve or i'm going to advertise for a chef. 

Sammy has been on high alien alert 'acause they are starting to roam around more. 

Billy is still running outside 'acause it's been warmer.  but it will get much colder this week so he should just stay inside in his ham-mick

speaking of getting colder, I think that Nicky is on his way to sigh-beer-e-a.  Sorry the mom, i tried to erase it but the man in the bloo (or maybe brown) shorts came and gotted him.  he should arrive there right around when it might snow again here later this week.  ::snerk::

Thursday, April 16, 2015

Is that really food?


Mom Lady Person - ME does not think that THIS is really foods.  And you should not put it in your plate where ME will stick mine feets in it and then lick mine feets to taste it. 

ME would like THIS for dinner: 

or this
or this

Make is so!!!!


Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Um, did you forget something?


Hey, the mom!! So the other day we had the warms here - and the house was HOT HOT HOT.  So you turned on the cold air blowy thingy.  Um, it's 35 degrees this morning and we are all huddled unner the blankies with you.  Do you think you might haf forgot something? 

Like turning the cold air blowy thingy off and turning the hot air blowy thingy back on? 

Just asking. 

Because I'm SHIVERING.  

But you're the people and I'm the cat so I cannot be that smart.  

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

OH. MY!!!!


DOODS!! Guess what?   Mine old friends MACARONI and CHEESE bisited us last night. And I STOLE THEM FROM THE MOM'S BOWL!!!! 


They were soooooooooooo good.   

Monday, April 13, 2015

Meezer Monday Miles Report


"me only speak FIJI".  

um, oh sorry, I thought I was talking to Nicky. 

Miles has been grownded for writing "SIBERIA" (or so he says and the mom believes) on the side of his apartment box, then trying to shove it to the door for the man in the bloo shorts to take. Nicky is very happy in "GrassSkirtPants Land" - otherwise known as the dining room to everyone else but him.  

Billy has been running outside now that the weather has been a little drier and warmer.

And the aliens.  Oh the aliens.  I hear that the one next door has eaten everyone in his family and is going to move to Indiana to eat some people out there.  I hope another alien does not move in there.  

That is the Meezer Monday report for today. 


Thursday, April 09, 2015

I declare this land.......


I declare this land GRASSSKIRTPANTS LAND!!! 

I like it here.  Even though it really looks a lot like mine old living room 

I am learning how to speak FIJI - it's kind of like English but with a weird accent.  And I am growing a mustache because the dood that looks like Sammy with a straw hat and mustache and hawaiian shert who is also the teacher at the "me only speaks FIJI" school said that a mustache is the most important thing to make the accent right.   Who knew? But I figure that since he is a native here that he knows best. 

The dood that looks like Billy that dances the native Fiji Dances is here too.  He kind of smells like Billy, but with lizzerd breth.  

I has not seen anyone that looks like Miles. 

I wonder where he went.  


Hey the mom? what is Nicky DOING in mine old apartment box?  He's howling and meezing and dancing and it's just WEERD.  I wonder what would happen if I painted "SIBERIA" on the box.  MOL MOL MOL.  

Ok the mom, I won't. 

Do we has any leftover HAM?  

Wednesday, April 08, 2015

Life in Fiji


Grassskirtpants? That does not even make any sense mommy.  SHEESH

anyway, life here in Fiji is good.  That dood that looks like Sammy with a straw hat and mouse-tache and hawaiian shert is here.  And he keeps saying "me only speaks Fiji".  So I am going to his school to learn how to speak Fiji.  

And we are learning the native dance of Fiji.  Which kind of looks like the native dance of the last place we were.  


Monday, April 06, 2015

Meezer Monday Post Easter Report


HAM and LAMB!!!!! SCORE!!!!


Me only speak Fiji


We wented outside!!! Ok, ME was not ASKED to go outside, ME just WENT.  ME missed mine sidewalk and diveway all winter.  Mom Lady Person was not too happy


Some dood here that look like Sammy in a straw had and mouse-tache and Hawaiian shert only speaks Fiji.  It's kind of nice here but it looks su-supish-us-lee like our patio.  If the Sammy looking guy keeps bringing me meowgaritas I might stay.  

Thursday, April 02, 2015

Back in the apartment


what is this new name? Am I the "Brotherhood of the Traveling Fuzzypants?" SHEESH


So Timbuktu was kind of boring.  So it wrote Tahiti on the outside of Miles' apartment and hid in it again.  Next thing I knew I was moving for a while (it was a little bumpy and I thought I heard some giggling) and now I'm in Tahiti.  And GUESS WHAT?  There's a dood here that looks like Sammy with a straw hat and a moustache who says "me only speaks Tahiti" AND there's someone here who looks a lot like Billy wearing a grass skirt and six coconuts over his nipples dancing around and saying "ME only dances TAHITI DANCES".  what does that even mean? 

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