Sunday, May 31, 2015

Meezer Monday Miles Report


NO french toast, NO chick-hen, NO roast beast.  Oh wait, i did get chick-hen.  Chick-hen wings.  i wanted the hot sauce but the mom said flames would shoot out my butt.  that sounds like fun.  i would be rocket - cat.  

Sammy is feeling better now that the woofie, er, alien, next door moved away.  he's a little more 'alaxed.  

Since it was only 45 degrees on Sunday, Billy 'acided to stay inside whenever the mom went out.  it was cold and rainy.  I thought for a minute that i slept a little too long and missed summer. 

Nicky is trying to figure out how to make apartments in the new tall box.  I don't know how much rent he is going to charge though.  Maybe he should make it into a RV. 

Friday, May 29, 2015

Thursday, May 28, 2015



well, at least I get to wear shorts in this weather - even if they are fuzzy. 

So guess what the mom dragged in last night? 

No, not another kitty.  That would be traumatic.  

She dragged in a box tall enough to be a sky scraper!!! Oh oh oh oh oh.  I jumped right in from the top of the love seat, but then I could not jump out so she hadded to dump the box over.  

What great fun this can be - not only can it be a new apartment, but we can akshually have a whole apartment complex in the sky scraper - and maybe this one will be magical and travel all over the world too!!! 

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Meezer Tuesday Miles Report


Well, it was a holly-day yesterday which usually means really good foods.  The mom maded falled-apart pork (like pulled pork but no bbq sauce and it falls apart with not a lot of help).  I begged and begged and hollered at the oven and screamed at the stove.  And guess what? 

I GOTTED SOME!!! It was PAWSOME.  It had BACON in it, and BEER.  I've nefur hadded beer 'afore.  The mom says that after 4 hours in the oven there was no alcohol left in it but it maded the pork really good.  After she put it in the fridgerfrator I sat in front of it hollering at it to spit it back out to me.  


Sunday, May 24, 2015

We honor our heroes

Oh Beautiful
                                For Heroes Proved 

 In Liberating Strife  

 Who more than self 
 their country loved

And mercy more than life

America America

May God thy gold refine

'till all success be nobleness

And every gain divine.

Picture 1: Civil War Graves
Picture 2: WWI memorial
Picture 3: WWII Memorial
Picture 4: Korean War Memorial
Picture 5: Vietnam War Memorial Highland Park, Rochester NY
Picture 6: Persian Gulf War grave plaque
Picture 7: Soldier Caskets, Dover AFB, Dover, DE

Text: America The Beautiful
Katherine Lee Bates

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Throwin up Thursday


ok the mom, maybe I DO eat too fast.  And then drink too much water. So that the crunchy foods expand in mine stomach.  And make me feel icky.  But your shoe was RIGHT THERE, and you does not like it when I barf on the rug. 

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Terrible Tuesday


ME is so vary sad - mine special woofie furriend Cujo has moved all the way to another state.  ME misses him.  ME used to run out of the house and if he was out ME would run over to him and give him kissies and he would give me kissies and slobber all over mine head.  

ME does not feel like dancing today, but the mom lady person says that it might make me happier, so ME will try it.  Will you join me in dancing?  Here is mine pleading face: 

Ok, the mom lady person says we should dance mine sadness away, so let's dance: (tapping away mine Great Depression)


Monday, May 18, 2015

Meezer Monday - yadda yadda yadda


oooohhhhhh mine head.  Thank you all kitties who trashed our house and partied with us.  it was great.  And all those who brought nip - setting up the nip tasting bar was a great idea.  Except now I have a nip-over.  But that's ok. 

The mom camed home and just looked at the mess and sat down and turned on the TV.  She told us to clean it up. MWAHAHAHAHA.  Like that was going to happen.  

Billy is vary vary vary sad today - his good woofie furriend next door, Cujo, is moving away.  Billy loves him vary much and Cujo loves Billy too.   

Friday, May 15, 2015

House Trashing


We is trashing all weekend!!!
The mom is "out of town" 

you know what that means


there's lots of noms in the fridgerfrator, and lots of stuff to trash!!!!!


Wednesday, May 13, 2015

in what universe....


So i popped out mine box today and it looks like home.  Sammy was there staring at me, and Miles was there and slapped me in the head, and Billy was there and he hugged me.  Then i saw a lady that looked like mommy, with a mustache and a straw hat who said "me only speaks mommy".   ::facepaw:: 

Monday, May 11, 2015

There's no place like - oh crappity crap crap crap


Parachute pants? That's odd, mine pants doesn't open up to a parachute.  Wait, I'm not even WEARING pants.  

OOPS ::blush::

Ok, so I lefted where I was - apparently that was called The Alps.  There were a lot of goats there too - some of them were drinking beer and singing and dancing and yodeling. very strange place. 

I wented to sleep in the apartment box and then I waked up when it crashed.  I gotted out and there were a lot of little kitties there and some dood that looks like Miles with a tall pointy hat and a green face screamed that I dropped a house on his "sister".  Then some dood that looks like Billy in a white ball gown who was floating around said I hadded to follow some "yellow brick road" but there were not any yellow bricks around just a bunch of yellow tissue paper on the floor all torn up and put in a circle.  There were woods, a corn field and something that someone said was a "poppy field" except it looked like more tissue paper (red) torn up and thrown all over the ground (mommy is gonna be MAD). So i started to follow it but it was hard to walk and when I looked down at mine feets someone had putted red booties on mine feets.  ARGH.  
After going around in circles for a while I saw some dood that looks like Miles with a lion's mane, and some dood that looks like Billy with a tin can on his head following me.  They were singing and trying to tap dance (it was pretty pathetic).  One time when we looked up there was a dood that looks like Sammy with a little red hat on and a very long tail trying to make monkey sounds flying around the room.  We gotted to some place called the emerald city - and some dood that looks like Sammy with a mustache and green hat who told me I could get home. Then the dood that looks like Billy with a white ball gown on floating around told me that all I ever had to do was get in the apartment box and holler "there's no place like home".  So I did. And then I wented to sleep, 'acuase there were a lot of poppies in mine apartment box.  When I waked up I think I was home, but everything was in black and white. And there was some dood that looks like Sammy with a wig on saying "Dorothy, you're back in Kansas".  

Crappity crap crap crap. 

Who is this Dorothy? And where is Kansas. I wonder if they have a good grocery store here, I needs some more nip. 

Sunday, May 10, 2015

It's Poosie's Purrfday!!!!


Happy Purrfday  Poosie!!! I love you lots!!!

And this morning i will make some of THIS for you

And for your furriends there will be some of this! have a nice party sweetie pie!!

and lots and lots of real live dead shrimp!!!

Thursday, May 07, 2015

it's kind of nice here? HA


So, I'm still HERE, wherever HERE is that the dood that looks like Sammy with a mustache and LEADER-HOSEN lives.  At this point I think he is confused as to what language he even speaks.  He has said "ME ONLY SPEAK GERMANY" "ME ONLY SPEAK SWITZERLAND" "ME ONLY SPEAK AUSTRIA" at different times.  

THEN I saw a dood that looks like Billy in some kind of bloo dress, on a mountain, twirling and singing "THE HILLS ARE ALIVE"  - so I ran and went into hiding because if the hills are alive they will prolly eat me. 

Later on, I saw the dood that looks like Sammy with a mustache and LEADER-HOSEN and the dood that looks like Billy in some kind of bloo dress, along with some dood that looks like Miles in a hat and LEADER-HOSEN, and a bunch of mousie toys dressed up in hats and LEADER-HOSEN or dresses, lined up on the hill and singing "THE HILLS ARE ALIVE", which just made me MORE scairt, 'acuase obviously the hills haf invaded their brains and then spawned some evil dressed up mousie toys that can sing.  

I am currently hiding in the apartment box and trying to figure out how to get out of here where the HILLS ARE ALIVE.  I don't unnerstand why everyone is singing and twirling if the hills are going to eat them.  Maybe the hills like to have their food do a floor show before dinner? 

Wednesday, May 06, 2015

Home? Maybe not


I'm HOME!!!! 

um, Sammy? is that you? Are you in a moustache and overall shorts? They're called what? 

Crappity crap crap crap.  where am I now? Why don't the men in the bloo shorts know where HOME is? 



Monday, May 04, 2015

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Bonjour - moi is still ici in Paris.  See I'm learning FRANCE-AIS.  It's nice here.  I have repapered the outside of Miles's apartment and written HOME on it so hopefully the garcon in the bleu shorts will take me there.  

I hear from the dood that looks like Sammy with a moustache and a beret that the woofie (or alien) next door is moving in 2 weeks and that Billy is very upset.  I needs to get home to Billy to make shur that he is ok.  

I also hear that Miles has said that he has forgotten that I exist.  Just wait till I get home - a good whap in the head will remind him of who I am.  

And I'm NOT going to bring him FRENCH TOAST from here until he remembers me. 


NICKY!! DOOD!! Mine little brother who I LOVE more than any of mine other brothers.  I can't wait until you get home!!!! And please don't redecorate the INSIDE of mine apartment. 


Oh Miles, are you in for a surprise about the inside of your apartment.  It's PAWSOME now

Friday, May 01, 2015



Bonjour!! on mine way home from siberia I ended up in Paris!! I am trying to find out how to find The Poupounette and then I ran across some dood that looks like Sammy wif a moustache and a beret who said "ME ONLY SPEAKS PARIS".  which I KNOW is wrong because they speak FRANCE here. 

Update on us

SAMMY I had a v-e-t appointment last week and the v-e-t is kind of werried 'acause i might haf another skin cancer starting.  she will...