Thursday, July 30, 2015

what to do in the hots


It's too hot to do anything - it's even hot to lay around.  Then I gets angry about it being hot so I has to just lay around and holler.  Or as the mom calls it - moan.  Yep, I lay around an moan.  It's amusing.  The mom does not think so.  She thinks it's "annoying".  Sammy also thinks it's annoying, but I just ignore him.  Nicky tries to bite me in the face when I moan, so I slap him in the head.  Then I scream, which the mom thinks is even more "annoying", and hollers at us to stop.  She says I do it on purpose to "ant-aga-nize" Nicky into fighting with me.  I don't know, maybe I do and maybe I don't.  What do you think. 

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Hey mom lady person


Hey Mom Lady Person - are you awake?  Can you just move over a little bit so that I can lay down here on top of the cowch and punch you in the head?


Sunday, July 26, 2015

Nicholas Monday


snak machines haf been installed in the magical mystery traveling condo. they are free - no hard or paper monies needed.  we has some great traveling companions already - so remember, if you want to go (and get the opportunity to see some guy who looks like sammy in a straw hat who only speaks certain languages) let me know and send me a pikshur of yourself at themeezers AT gmail DOT com. 

mommy was sick most of last week wif food poisoning (why she would eat poison foods i don't know, but she's weerd so i doesnt question her).  she gotted a little better and went away with grammy, but came back sick again.  she says that she has to "reevaluate everything about her life and diet" to stop being sick.  i think that's a little drastic.  but she's also overly dramatical.  

miles and billy were rassling auntie ellen for chick-hen wings while she was watching us. 

so in other werds it was a normal week here.  

Thursday, July 23, 2015

The slacker report


Sheesh, the mom is a SLACKER.  Ferst she said she was too tired to help us blog on toosday, then yesserday she had "food poisoning".  she could haf helped us between barfing.  

Monday, July 20, 2015

Meezer Monday


The Kittehhood of the Traveling Condo will take off on the magical mystery tour on Sunday August 10.  I has just installed the central A/C and heat.  There is no charge, kittehs, woofies, aliens, buns, and any other furry are all welcome! If you would like to go, would you send me a pikshur of yourself - either sitting or standing, whatever you would like to send.  You can send it to themeezers AT gmail DOT com. 

So, in other news here at casa de meezer, Miles is cranky, Billy is escaping and Sammy is depressed about the lack of aliens. We are trying to find all of the hard round money that seems to show up on the floor and make a donayshun to get him his own alien.  Either that or kidnap an alien for him.  I doesn't know what he is going to do with it, but that's up to him.  

Miles has not had french toast so that is why he's cranky, and prolly why he spent the night walking all over mommy while she was sleeping. He walked on me once and i had to smack him, and then I gotted in trouble.  That's not fair.  So I went unner the covers and bit the mom on her stomach. Payback is a you-know-what mommy. 

Friday, July 17, 2015

Update on the travelling condo


The Kitteh-hood of the traveling condo will take off on August 10 for universes unknown. If you haf not made your reservations, you having plenty of time! Traveling accommodations will include  condos wif several beds, litterboxes, and kitteh towers, as well as fully stocked cold boxes wif any kind of foods you want.  if you haf special diets, they will be available too.  all condos also haf toy boxes and tv's for traveling time between stops.  

Monday, July 13, 2015

Oh how could you


Deer The Mom


that was just a GROSS surprise.  

Thursday, July 09, 2015

Deer The Mom


Deer The Mom

I am the ferst born here in this house.  

Well, ok, when I was gotted, Gramma Trixie and Grampa Norton was still alive, so TEKNIKALLY they were prolly the ferst born, but of us MEEZERS, I am the ferst born.  There are rights and priv....priv.... perks n stuff that go along with being the ferst born.  

Like the right to sleep in any spot I want on the bed.  Even if it's on your face.  And the right to not be launched OFF your face in the middle of the night 'acause "s**t Sammy I can't breathe".  Grow gills or something.   

Monday, July 06, 2015

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report

Well, I gotted bacon and eggs.  That was about it.  The mom says that the rub on the ribs would make flames shoot out my butt.  I STILL think that would be fun, I'd be like a rocket ship.  I would zoom around the house.  I doesn't know why she thinks that would NOT be fun.  

Because there is no alien next door, Sammy stayed on the bed all weekend. The mom says he's depressed about the lack of aliens.  And since we haf no skwerrls or bird TV (the birds just don't come around here, there are no trees for them) it's kind of boring out the window.  

Nicky is so happy that so many kitties are signing up for his magical mystery condo box tour.  More details to follow. 

Billy seems to be slightly better - he still has hour long wheezing fits, but there seems to be a couple less of them while the mom is home to monitor him.  

Wednesday, July 01, 2015

Whiney Wednesday


hey, I was supposed to make a big 'nouncement yesserday, but mommy was lazy and didn't help me. 

So, the magical travelling condo box is ready for a 'venture at the end of the month.  I doesn't know WHERE it will take us, but we already have some occupants.  Anyone is welcome - it's kind of like the Tardis - it looks not huge on the outside, but the inside is MASSIVE.  


Update on us

SAMMY I had a v-e-t appointment last week and the v-e-t is kind of werried 'acause i might haf another skin cancer starting.  she will...