Thursday, March 10, 2016

Cranky? Who is cranky?

MILES

Wait, yesserday Billy called us all cranky.  ALL of us? Or just  SOME of us, or just ONE of us.  We needs klar-i-fi-kashun.  

I for one am not cranky.  Unless I doesn't get bacon, ham, steak, chick-hen, roast beast, eggs or ice cream.  Or treats.  How comes YOU gets all the treats Billy? Whenever I try to steal one of your morning treats the mom hollers at me and pushes me out of the way so that you can eat them.  Why? You is the only one who gets all these speshul treats.  Maybe that's why I's crankly wif you.  

BILLY

ME would share mine treats wif you Miles, but the mom lady person says NO.  ME does not know why.  They is soft wif a crunchy middle and they tastes good.  Me doesn't know what the crunchy thing is in the middle, 'posedly that's the speshul part.  

MILES

But I wants speshul crunchy in the middle treats too!! MOOOOOOMMMMM

THE MOM

Miles, NO.  They are only for Billy.  It's medicine

18 comments:

Dragonheart, Merlin, and Devi said...

Miles, we think you should get treats, but you should get some other kind of treat! That's what our mom does. When Dragonheart takes his puffer in the morning, we all get treats! Then when Merlin takes his steroid in the evening, we all get treats too! Mom says that distracting us with treats keeps us from bothering the one who is getting the medicine. We don't care -we just like getting treats!

Jans Funny Farm said...

What did you say, mom? You were whispering. Could you speak up a little, please?

Debra Taylor said...

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I totally know the cranky thing - not fun for sure.

Debby in Arizona

MeezerMews&FrecklesWoofs said...

We'd be cranky too we think f we didn't each get the same treatments of treats...but well, Pipo comes and begs morsels from Minko when he gets his spawsial noms, but somehow we don't see him as being cranky...even though he is a meezer...MOL! He uses the cranky mode on dog-guy...whappity-whap!

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Marg said...

We have sort of the same problem here. Certain ones get certain foods and the rest if us are not allowed. It just isn't right so we think you deserve to be a little cranky. You all have great and thanks for visiting us.

onespoiledcat said...

Since I'm an "only cat" I pretty much get whatever I want....now I must admit that I do get cranky but I'm sixteen and if I wanna be cranky I sure ought to be allowed to!!!! Nice to meet you all........thanks for visiting me today!

Hugs, Sammy

Flynn said...

Trust me Miles, you don't want those treats!

Mickey's Musings said...

We think you should get some treats that aren't loaded Miles!
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ

Nellie Kowalik said...

Miles! Treats is OK, but mes must say, mes prefers cuddles to treats!
Kisses
Nellie

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

Equal treats for all.

Two French Bulldogs said...

We don't like sharing nothing
Lily & Edward

The Florida Furkids said...

Hmmm....we think you should leave that particular treat for Billy. Just sayin'

The Florida Furkids

William said...

Miles, I'm afraid my mom does that with me too. Everybody else gets all cranky because I have special food and treats.

Just Ducky said...

Everyone should get treats, even if they aren't the same treats.

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

We can get cranky at my house, too, but only 'cause the peeps sometimes forget that we're in charge so really, our crankiness is TOTALLY the peeps' fault, for sure. MOUSES!

Purrs,
Seville.

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

You are all cranky, we are all cranky, evrycat is cranky.

Why? Cuz we want more great foods. Always. Too much is not enough...

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

You could just pretend, The Mom!!!!!!

Purrs,
The Chans

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