Wednesday, April 20, 2016

Billy SweetFeets Life Lessons

BILLY SWEETFEETS

1.  "eggplant" does not taste like either EGG or a PLANT 

Q.  Mashed ca-ll-eee-flower is gi-stusting.  

EleventyFour.  Brussels Sprouts is also gi-stusting

%.  Coffee ice cream - gi-stusting

3.  If the mom lady person says "It's too cold to roll around on the porch" she MIGHT be right.  ME thinks that ME might get hem-er-roids now. 

Z. Running back out 5 minutes later and trying to roll around on the porch does not mean that it's warmer.  But you haf to keep checking. 

  

12 comments:

Jans Funny Farm said...

Very astute observations, Billy. Thank you for sharing them.

The Feline Contingent said...

Dear Billy Sweetfeets,

Our meowmie-staff was having a hiss-spit kind of day. Then she read your Life Lessons. Fangu for making her laugh!

But she didn't give us any French Toast!

Purrz,
Lilith, Rosco, Tina, & Miss Lucky
The Feline Contingent

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood....ya wanna now what elze iz dizz gustin.....CHICKN......trooth...noe lie...due knot EVEN try it ♥♥♥

Flynn said...

Sounds like you are learning a lot, Billy.

The Florida Furkids said...

Great advice. We have heard Brussels sprouts are good for whapping though.

The Florida Furkids

William said...

I just want to know why you know so much about begetables, Billy.

Mickey's Musings said...

Thanks for testing all that yucky stuff so we don;t have to Billy!
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Dont pounce on a kernal of corn thinking it looks like a piece of cheese, either...

MeezerMews&FrecklesWoofs said...

We do think we are in agreement...yup, we are!

Hannah and Lucy said...

We've heard that taste testing is only OK if you like it - we don't like begitibles at all as ther're stinky and yukky Billy.

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

Yeah, you HAVE to keep checking those porch temperatures, for sure. MOUSES!

Purrs,
Seville.

PS. My Peep #1 says she agrees 'bout the Brussels Sprouts thing... TOTALLY

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Wise and true!

Purrs,
The Chans

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