Monday, April 25, 2016

Meezer Monday late report

MILES

we are in search of a secretary who is not too "bizzy" to take dictation from us for our blog.  Our current secretary is useless.  

Sammy says that the new baby alien that lives 'ahind us is named Roo.  Because it's a jumping machine.  We are still kind of unsure what our other neighbor alien named Carter is.  The mom says he's a "min-pin" but we are all bigger than him.  He jumps around alot too and hugs and kisses people.  Sammy says that he's taste testing them and also by hugging them he is figuring out how tender they are.  We are afraid for the mom.  

Nicky is being totally weird and running around the house with his tail poofed out all of the time.  and hollering.  We has no idea why. 

I am continuing my quest to make the mom crazy by getting under the bed and screaming in the middle of the night.  

It's werking.  

However, now she's too tired to type for us. 

7 comments:

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

Maybe you need to let her get a little sleep at night and then she will be a better secretary.

da tabbies o trout towne said...

doods...if ewe can find de rite secree tarry, let de rest oh de cat werld noe; ewe will be rich for collectin.... finderz feez !!! ♥♥♥

Anonymous said...

Oh No, ya'll do need a break. Maybe a vacation from all da alien neighbors is in order. As fur da UTB hollerin', well we do hope it doesn't mean anythin' be wrong. Sendin' purrayers.

Luv ya'

Dezi

The Island Cats said...

Don't hire our mom...she's almost as useless.

Mickey's Musings said...

Our mum has her moments too. Guess it's a mum thing.
Maybe she should feed you all bacon so you are all blissed out,
then she could have a good long snooze.
Maybe then she will be a better secretary ;) MOL!
At least you kitties will be happy.
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Sounds to us like a new strategy might be in order. You have to keep that om of yours going, you know!

Purrs,
The Chans

MeezerMews&FrecklesWoofs said...

Our catretary could use some new life as well, and thanks fur the giggles as we read your descriptions of some of your neighbors, MOL!

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