This is what was heard around Casa De Meezer this week:
"Please get your nose out of his rear end while he is eating, it's rude and gross".
"Miles, please stop washing your paws in the water dish, other cats drink out of that"
"Billy no matter how many times you stick your paws in my mashed potatoes, I'm still going to eat them"
"Stop spitting food back out into the food dish. You think some other cat is going to eat that?"
"Oh Billy, you really like eating food some other cat has spit out?"
"Billy, get your tongue off my fork"
"Miles, stop slapping my hand when I'm trying to eat".
"they're BIRDS, stop being afraid of them"