Wednesday, April 13, 2016

Wordy Wednesday

MILES

Hi the mom, how is you today?  Ok? that's good.  Sooooooo I has something that I needs to talk to you about.  

You see, there seems to be a prollem.  You is NOT SHARING enough of your foods.  Last night, for zample, you gived me only 4 little pieces of steak, and you gived Billy 4 pieces of steak, but SAMMY gotted 5 'acause you was surprised that he akshually wanted people foods.  that was totally NOT FAIR.  Ferst, we only gotted 4 pieces when we usually get like 7 or 8.  THEN you gived Sammy more.  I doesn't care that YOU wanted to eat some too and that giving us our usual would mean that YOU would get less.  

So mine point is, no matter HOW MANY of us want foods, you has to give us ALL the SAME AMOUNT, AND you can't give us less.  

Got it? 

11 comments:

The Whiskeratti said...

Huh. Let us know if that works.

Two French Bulldogs said...

She better get on the ball and start sharing
Snorts,
Lily & Edward

Jans Funny Farm said...

You got steak? Can we come eat at your house? That would mean you'd each get less, but we know you wouldn't mind sharing with your friends who have never even tasted a steak. We propose a compromise. You mom buys TWO steaks and only one is for her. Does that sound fair to all concerned?

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood....we hope ta cod yur mom listened two ewe... N next time... tell her ta grill up 17 steakz, that way herz sure ta bee abe bull ta haza half a one for her self !! ♥♥♥

meowmeowmans said...

We like that rule, Miles. Let us know how it works out, okay? :)

Flynn said...

Maybe she needs to cut it in smaller bits so you all get more.

Mickey's Musings said...

We totally agree with you on this one Miles!
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Obviously, The Mom needs to cook more of the Good Stuff...

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Seems fair enough but it's also beginning to sound like no steak for the Mom!

Purrs,
The Chans

The Florida Furkids said...

She needs to make two steaks....one for you all to split and one for her!!
The Florida Furkids

MeezerMews&FrecklesWoofs said...

Steak?? Mmmmmm!
Yes,you need to get more...

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