It's a HOLIDAY weekend!! WE is PARTYING!!! ALL WEEKEND!!!! Come on ofur!! We has BURGERS
CHEESTEAK (yes CHEE-STEAK is the proper spelling for a Philly person)
And DJ BILLYSWEETFEETS will spin the tunes
NICHOLAS HOTPANTS we has the hots here, and we knows that some of you haf efen WERSE hots. So, we is going to be hosting a pawty somew...