Monday, May 09, 2016

Non Meezer Monday

BILLY SWEETFEETS

Sometimes it's hard beeing a Orinch Meniss in a house full of Meezers. 

One brofur is LOWD

One brofur is RAM-BUNK-SHUS

and One brofur is a lazy lump

The mom lady person says that ME, howefur, is a DEE-LIGHT to live wif.  ME mops up the extra water in the baftub wif mine furs.  ME cleans up all of the foods that the Meezers leave on the floor by the foods dish.  ME is a hat for the mom lady person when she sleeps, so that she keeps nice and warm all night.  ME does NOT scream from unner the bed.  ME does NOT run around the house wif mine tail all poofed out 'acause I see ghosts or air or somefing.  ME does not just lay around on the cowch or bed all day doing NOFING.  ME is the BESTEST boy in the whole house. 


6 comments:

Jans Funny Farm said...

Yep, you sure are! You even exercise the mom when you run out the door. We are so proud of you.

Mickey's Musings said...

You are Billy and mighty good looking to boot!
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ

The Island Cats said...

If only there were more of you in Meezer Casa, Billy. :)

Just Ducky said...

Orinch kitties are the best!

Two French Bulldogs said...

I know. I got a fatty brother
Lily (& Edward)

William's Kith & Kin said...

Billy, that's exactly what Izzy says too! It must be an orange thing.

Thank you so much for your kind words about William. We cherish your friendship.

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