Sometimes it's hard beeing a Orinch Meniss in a house full of Meezers.
One brofur is LOWD
One brofur is RAM-BUNK-SHUS
and One brofur is a lazy lump
The mom lady person says that ME, howefur, is a DEE-LIGHT to live wif. ME mops up the extra water in the baftub wif mine furs. ME cleans up all of the foods that the Meezers leave on the floor by the foods dish. ME is a hat for the mom lady person when she sleeps, so that she keeps nice and warm all night. ME does NOT scream from unner the bed. ME does NOT run around the house wif mine tail all poofed out 'acause I see ghosts or air or somefing. ME does not just lay around on the cowch or bed all day doing NOFING. ME is the BESTEST boy in the whole house.