So, the Orinch Meniss gets speshul stinky goodness (the mom calls it baby food) and regular stinky goodness. And I get KIBBLE.
THE MOM: Miles, you got STEAK and CHICK-HEN and EGGS and HAM this past week. Billy got baby food and stinky goodness to add to whatever else he eats from the kibble bowl because he's lost a lot of weight and he needs it to keep up his strength. It's hard for him to eat bites of my food anymore. Is that OK?
MILES: But the mom, if Billy doesn't want to finish his stinky goodness, can I haf the bit that's left over so I doesn't feel so sad?
THE MOM: Miles, I think that would be ok.
MILES: Thank you the mom.
THE MOM: You know I love you sweetie pie.
MILES: So yeah, I gotted steak and chick-hen and eggs and ham last week. It was a good week, and I really am sorry that poor Billy can't eat a lot of the mom's foods anymore. I just doesn't like it when the mom pushes mine head out of Billy's foods. It's kind of rood. Right?
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