Deer Santa Claws
Hi, 'amember me? I'm Miles Phillippe Meezer - you 'amember me right? Well, I has been a good boy this year because I knows you has been watching me. Just 'amember that I is the one that the lilac point terror Nicky attacks. A lot. Well, he does, efen if the mom says I am a binstigator. I doesnt' now what that means, but when she says it she says she doesn't feel sorry for me. Isn't that awful? I mean really, I'm just a little cat! She should get coal in her stocking.
Anyway, I would like only
1. Some steps so that I can get onto the bed again. Mine back legs bother me a lot and I can't jump very much anymore. I can manage to make it to the cowch, but not to the bed and I has to be there to keep the mom safe from the boogie monster. Oh and she has to keep me safe from him too.
2. Warm and loving homes for all homeless fur babies.
3. People in this country to stop being so mean to each other. It's just getting stoopid.
Thank you Santa Claws.
Pee Ess. It was NOT me that hid that piece of ham 'ahind the cowch and made it stink in the house.