Tuesday, December 06, 2016

Deer Santy Paws

NICHOLAS NAUGHTY PANTS



Deer Santy Paws

Mommy says I needs to write this letter to you RIGHT NOW. 'acause I is being BAD.  

I will try and promise not to do the following from now until Chrissymouse

  • 1.  Chase Sammy around the house and bite his butt
  • 2.  Chase Sammy around the house and bite his tummy
  • z.  Run full speed through the house, hollering at the top of mine lungs for no reason (there IS a reason, but mommy does not believe me that I see ghosty kitties here - Billy and some others that came 'afore) 
  • $.  Stand in the human litter box room and scream the song of mine people
  • 9.  Get unner the covers and bite her in the stomach
  • 6.  Eat all the foods and puke them up in the bedroom.  Wait, that's not me. 
  • D.  Chase Miles around the house and jump on him and make him scream like Jamie Lynn Curtis in that Halloween Movie. 
  • #.  Knock over any chrissymouse tree that may come into the house.  
Please be kind to me Santy Paws, I losted mine big brofur Billy 3 months ago and I is still sad and acting out.  


13 comments:

Forty Paws said...

Hah! You appear to be having a ton of fun! But you might get coal in your stocking. Just sayin'...

Mickey's Musings said...

We think Santa Claws is a pretty understanding kinda guy.
Put out good treats and DON"T eat them!!
Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ

Dragonheart, Merlin, and Devi said...

We are pretty sure that Santa Paws is understanding.

MeezerMews&FrecklesWoofs said...

We just thought most of those so called 'bads' were regualr kitty doings...MOL!

We hope Santapaws will just ovfurlook them all!

Two French Bulldogs said...

Blame it on your brother. You should get extra toys for being honest
Lily & Edward

Flynn said...

Santy Paws will understand. It takes a long time to not be so sad at losing your best friend.

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood...santa iz one smart dood N him will make sure thiz list iz
knot seen bye any one at all N even if we see it we will swear upon
perch we did knot....♥♥♥

William's Kith & Kin said...

Not to worry--Santa Claws is really a cat.

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

I hope you get everything you want from Santa.

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Hey Nicholas FunnyPants! We hope Santy Paws is understanding...

Purrs,
The Chans

Just Ducky said...

Nicky, I am sure Santa will understand. Now if only your mum would understand!

Jans Funny Farm said...

We believe you, Nicky. *paws crossed* We just know you will keep your word and not do all those things, except the one you didn't do. *eyes roll*

Timmy Tomcat said...

Hey Buddy. I would play on having the same names Nicholas and St Nicholas... Cant go wrong there!
Timmy and Furmialy

Good thing....

MILES It's a good thing that someone packed snow shoos and warm blankets and stuff.  Lookit where I is now!