Sunday, January 31, 2016

Meezer Monday

LONG LONG AGO IN A LIVING ROOM FAR FAR AWAY

Our hero, somecat in a box, was flung into the outer reaches of space

His purpose? No one really knows, especially not him because some meezer 

made a mistake and launched the wrong brother into space. His destination is the Death Star, 

to fight Darth Vader for the freedom of his people.  We are not exactly sure who his people 

really are.  

THE VOICE IN THE BOX

Hello? HELLO?  HELLO??? Is anybody out there? What the heck is going on? Why is someone playing the theme from Star Wars really loud? 

MILES

Nicky, what have you done? 

NIC

Friday, January 29, 2016

Fabulous Friday

NICHOLAS SCIENCEPANTS

**mumbling** - ok, I think I is ready to launch that fat lard, er mine brother Miles, up to the Death Star.  

HEY MILES!! How you doin' in there? 

THE VOICE FROM THE BOX

Um, Nicky? 

NICHOLAS SPACEPANTS

Hold on for a second, it may get loud, but here we go.............

THE VOICE FROM THE BOX

Um, Nicky? What is you doing? 

NICHOLAS LAUNCHPADPANTS

Five, Q, 7, B, ONE!! BLAST OFF

THE VOICE FROM THE BOX

Holy Carp!! What the heck??????

MILES

Hey there Nicky whatcha doin' now?

NICHOLAS OBLIVIOUSPANTS

I just launched Miles to the Death Star to have a light sabre battle with Darth Vader.  

MILES

Is that so? You mean with THIS light sabre? 

NICHOLAS THETRUTHISDAWNINGONHIMPANTS

Um, yeah.  Wait..... you're...........

MILES

I'm Miles.  Nice to meet you. 

NICHOLAS OOPSPANTS

Then who.................

MILES

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Thursday, January 28, 2016

Throwback Thursday

NICHOLAS THROWBACKPANTS

Mommy says that I has to do throwback thursday today instead of continuing to plan how to get Miles to the Death Star.  

MILES

That's a good idea Nicky.  Although you may want to throw some more food in the box for Miles - you know how he gets cranky when he's hungry

NICHOLAS MAYNEEDGLASSESPANTS

Good idea Sammy

VOICE FROM THE BOX

Hey, gots any squash? 

MILES

We will get that right to you Miles

VOICE FROM THE BOX

Miles??? ..........


MILES
Throwback Thursday
From 2/21/08



SAMMY
WHAT
THE
HE**
IS
A
BILL??

IT AIN'T A MEEZER, THAT'S FOR SHUR.

Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Meezer Science

MILES

So Nicky, how do you plan on sending Miles to the Death Star

NICHOLAS SCIENCEPANTS

Well, I's trying to figure out how much thrust I will need to slingshot him and his box to outerspace.  He weighs what, 2437 pounds right? 

MILES

Well, that sounds about right.  Miles is fat. 

NICHOLAS OBLIVIOUSPANTS

Next I has to build a giant slingshot.  Does you think that mommy will let me out on the patio to build it ? 

MILES

Oh I's shur she will.  Why don't you wait until there's a little more snow out there, just to make shur that Miles gets good and cold.  I hear it's really cold in outerspace.  And I doesn't know what the heating system is like on the Death Star, so you might as well get him used to being cold. 

NICHOLAS NOTPAYINGATTENTIONPANTS

That's a good idea Sammy

MILES

**He thinks I's Sammy? hmmmm, I wonder where Sammy is......**

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Tuesday Mischief

MILES - walking up on Nicky

uh HI Nicky! Whatchadoin? 

NICHOLAS MISCHIEFPANTS

I tricked Miles into the box and now I'm getting ready to send him to the Death Star. 

MILES

Cool

I'm sure he'll love that

NICHOLAS CONFUSEDPANTS

I know he will.  



um........ I feel a disturbance in the Force ..................

Sunday, January 24, 2016

Meezer Monday

NICHOLAS PRANKSTERPANTS

I found a great box in the bedroom.  It's perfect. 

Hey Miles, come here and look - there's FRENCH TOAST in the box.........

Friday, January 22, 2016

Finally Friday

SAMMY

The mom says it's been a "long" week.  She says that every day she gotted up she wondered if it was Friday yet.  We think she is losing her mind.  it's terrible.  

We hear that there are a lot of kitties and people that will haf a big snow storm this weekend (the dad included).  Stay safe and warm! The French Toast Alert System says that it's time to run to the store for bread, eggs and milk.  And maybe toilet paper.  we are also..........

MILES

Hold on, hold on, HOLD ON!  WAIT.  There's a FRENCH TOAST ALERT SYSTEM? Why haf I not heard of this? Why does we not haf this in our house? It's ALWAYS TIME to make french toast!!!! 

SAMMY

Sheesh, I should not haf mentioned that.  But that gives me a good idea.  Efurryone is invited ofur for a French Toast Party.  We can watch the silly people on the weather channel who will be outside in the storm, or down the shore (that's what the mom says Atlantic City and the South Jersey shore is called) waiting for the high winds and waves to knock them over and drown them.  

Come on ofur and get in line for the brekfest buffet







Thursday, January 21, 2016

Throwback Thursday

MILES

Here is a throwback to one of our posts the first month we was blogging in 2006 (wait, that means that Sammy and Me are Senior Catizens? NOOOOOOOOOO.  I was a baby then, I'm still a baby, right?)





MILES

I'm just trying to sleep, and Sammy tries to swallow my head. Mommy said he was giving me a "wet willie" but I think he was trying to KILL me by eating my head. And then my whole head smelled like his bad breaf.

Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Snowy Tuesday

MILES

Finally we is getting some snow.  I think that I will just lay around and look at it.  
Or should I do something else? You tell me. (Billy is outside sledding)


Monday, January 18, 2016

Meezer Monday Mourning

MILES

Even though I hissed at him every time he came near me, I really did like our woofie furriend Maxx.  He hadded to go to the Rainbow Bridge on Saturday.  He had lymphoma and was furry furry sick.  

Billy is very sad - Maxx was his bestest furriend.  

Maxx, it's so hard to say good bye- so we won't - because we know that we will see you at the Bridge someday.  In the meantime, we learned that your littermates - your brother ScoobyDoo and your sister Snowball were already there waiting for you - so we know that you all will have a great time running and rolling in the snow on the snowy part.  We love you woofie brother! 

Mad Maxx - July 1 2000 - January 16 2016


The house trashing last week was amazing! And fun!! And there's still about a ton of realy live dead shrimps and some chick-hen and ham left in the cold box.  

The mom enjoyed getting all of the furs from the fan blown into her face.  MOL

We is supposed to get lots of snow today and tonight (we will see, we haf not gotted much at all this winter).  We can haf a shrimp bbq in the living room.  See you all there! 

Friday, January 15, 2016

Trashin' Friday - and then we can rest

NICKY TRASHYPANTS

um wait.  mine pants aren't trashy. That's just mean. 


Anyway, it's time to trash the closets.  And then after that we can haf some real live dead shrimps - there's about 12 ton piled up in the living room.  if we doesn't eat it, it will get stinky.  MOL

Also, the human litterbox room needs a little more trashing.  

Here is today's selection of trashing music. 
After we trash, we will practice our a-cat-ella singing.  
After we sing, we can haf a hyooge nap pile


Thursday, January 14, 2016

House Trashin' Thursday

SAMMY

Well the shredding and fur embedding is going nicely.  We have some more tasks for today - we need more furs in the fan in the bedroom so that when the mom turns it on all the furs fly out at her face.  Also, there are not nearly enough plates and silverware on the floor in the kitchen. 

All aliens are welcome (MILES: That's woofies).  Alien drool would be pawsome on the furniture and also on the glasses in the kitchen.  

We gotted a 3 ton delivery of chick-hen yesserday - so eat up!!!

Here are today's House Trashin' music selections: 


Wednesday, January 13, 2016

Wednesday House Trashing

MILES

We needs some help with the curtain shredding, and also with getting at least 3 inches of fur on every chair and cowch.  

There is still at least 2 tons of Ham left and someone found the niptini mix, so there's that too.  

Mix master Billy is still spinning the tunes! 


Tuesday, January 12, 2016

House Trashin' Tuesday

DJ BILLY SWEETFEETS

Let's Dance!!!! (RIP Mr Bowie)




ME is not Rick Rolling you on purpose - ME just loves this song 



The Official Meezer Party Song!!

Monday, January 11, 2016

Meezer Monday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

The wind was really really blowy here last night - lots of tree branches flying around and then power was out some places, and then it gotted REALLY REALLY cold and so we all ranned upstairs and hided unner the bed.  Efen mommy was a little scairt that the winds were so blowy! And then it SNOWED.  Not a lot, but it did snow some.  We is supposed to get snow just about efurry day this week. So you know what that means


HOUSE TRASHING PARTY

When: NOW 

For how long:  ALL WEEK


Wednesday, January 06, 2016

Whapping Wednesday

NICHOLAS WHAPPYPANTS

Mommy - I's sorry that I whapped your pretty snowmen off the coffee table and onto the floor.  They asked me to do it.  Really,  they did.  I heard them.  So did Sammy - and he told me to do it too. 

Monday, January 04, 2016

Meezer Monday - PARTY!!!!

MILES

So the mom missed our blogaversary on the 2nd - it's been 9 years since we started blogging.  This is our 2433rd post.  

The mom did NOT have ham and french toast for new year's.  

It's snowing here today so we are having a snow party - come and eat (there IS now ham in the cold box, and eggs and bacon) and pile on our nap pile!!!!!

DANCE PARTY!!!!!

NICHOLAS DJPANTS