LONG LONG AGO IN A LIVING ROOM FAR FAR AWAY
Our hero, somecat in a box, was flung into the outer reaches of space
His purpose? No one really knows, especially not him because some meezer
made a mistake and launched the wrong brother into space. His destination is the Death Star,
to fight Darth Vader for the freedom of his people. We are not exactly sure who his people
really are.
THE VOICE IN THE BOX
Hello? HELLO? HELLO??? Is anybody out there? What the heck is going on? Why is someone playing the theme from Star Wars really loud?
MILES
Nicky, what have you done?
NIC
The (almost) daily adventures of Sammy, Miles and Nicholas Meezer. One is sweet and calm, one his happy and playful. The other? um......not so much.
Sunday, January 31, 2016
Friday, January 29, 2016
Fabulous Friday
NICHOLAS SCIENCEPANTS
**mumbling** - ok, I think I is ready to launch that fat lard, er mine brother Miles, up to the Death Star.
HEY MILES!! How you doin' in there?
THE VOICE FROM THE BOX
Um, Nicky?
NICHOLAS SPACEPANTS
Hold on for a second, it may get loud, but here we go.............
THE VOICE FROM THE BOX
Um, Nicky? What is you doing?
NICHOLAS LAUNCHPADPANTS
Five, Q, 7, B, ONE!! BLAST OFF
THE VOICE FROM THE BOX
Holy Carp!! What the heck??????
MILES
Hey there Nicky whatcha doin' now?
NICHOLAS OBLIVIOUSPANTS
I just launched Miles to the Death Star to have a light sabre battle with Darth Vader.
MILES
Is that so? You mean with THIS light sabre?
NICHOLAS THETRUTHISDAWNINGONHIMPANTS
Um, yeah. Wait..... you're...........
MILES
I'm Miles. Nice to meet you.
NICHOLAS OOPSPANTS
Then who.................
MILES
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
**mumbling** - ok, I think I is ready to launch that fat lard, er mine brother Miles, up to the Death Star.
HEY MILES!! How you doin' in there?
THE VOICE FROM THE BOX
Um, Nicky?
NICHOLAS SPACEPANTS
Hold on for a second, it may get loud, but here we go.............
THE VOICE FROM THE BOX
Um, Nicky? What is you doing?
NICHOLAS LAUNCHPADPANTS
Five, Q, 7, B, ONE!! BLAST OFF
THE VOICE FROM THE BOX
Holy Carp!! What the heck??????
MILES
Hey there Nicky whatcha doin' now?
NICHOLAS OBLIVIOUSPANTS
I just launched Miles to the Death Star to have a light sabre battle with Darth Vader.
MILES
Is that so? You mean with THIS light sabre?
NICHOLAS THETRUTHISDAWNINGONHIMPANTS
Um, yeah. Wait..... you're...........
MILES
I'm Miles. Nice to meet you.
NICHOLAS OOPSPANTS
Then who.................
MILES
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Thursday, January 28, 2016
Throwback Thursday
NICHOLAS THROWBACKPANTS
Mommy says that I has to do throwback thursday today instead of continuing to plan how to get Miles to the Death Star.
MILES
That's a good idea Nicky. Although you may want to throw some more food in the box for Miles - you know how he gets cranky when he's hungry
NICHOLAS MAYNEEDGLASSESPANTS
Good idea Sammy
VOICE FROM THE BOX
Hey, gots any squash?
MILES
We will get that right to you Miles
VOICE FROM THE BOX
Miles??? ..........
MILES
Throwback Thursday
From 2/21/08
SAMMY
Mommy says that I has to do throwback thursday today instead of continuing to plan how to get Miles to the Death Star.
MILES
That's a good idea Nicky. Although you may want to throw some more food in the box for Miles - you know how he gets cranky when he's hungry
NICHOLAS MAYNEEDGLASSESPANTS
Good idea Sammy
VOICE FROM THE BOX
Hey, gots any squash?
MILES
We will get that right to you Miles
VOICE FROM THE BOX
Miles??? ..........
MILES
Throwback Thursday
From 2/21/08
SAMMY
WHAT
THE
HE**
IS
A
BILL??
Wednesday, January 27, 2016
Meezer Science
MILES
So Nicky, how do you plan on sending Miles to the Death Star
NICHOLAS SCIENCEPANTS
Well, I's trying to figure out how much thrust I will need to slingshot him and his box to outerspace. He weighs what, 2437 pounds right?
MILES
Well, that sounds about right. Miles is fat.
NICHOLAS OBLIVIOUSPANTS
Next I has to build a giant slingshot. Does you think that mommy will let me out on the patio to build it ?
MILES
Oh I's shur she will. Why don't you wait until there's a little more snow out there, just to make shur that Miles gets good and cold. I hear it's really cold in outerspace. And I doesn't know what the heating system is like on the Death Star, so you might as well get him used to being cold.
NICHOLAS NOTPAYINGATTENTIONPANTS
That's a good idea Sammy
MILES
**He thinks I's Sammy? hmmmm, I wonder where Sammy is......**
So Nicky, how do you plan on sending Miles to the Death Star
NICHOLAS SCIENCEPANTS
Well, I's trying to figure out how much thrust I will need to slingshot him and his box to outerspace. He weighs what, 2437 pounds right?
MILES
Well, that sounds about right. Miles is fat.
NICHOLAS OBLIVIOUSPANTS
Next I has to build a giant slingshot. Does you think that mommy will let me out on the patio to build it ?
MILES
Oh I's shur she will. Why don't you wait until there's a little more snow out there, just to make shur that Miles gets good and cold. I hear it's really cold in outerspace. And I doesn't know what the heating system is like on the Death Star, so you might as well get him used to being cold.
NICHOLAS NOTPAYINGATTENTIONPANTS
That's a good idea Sammy
MILES
**He thinks I's Sammy? hmmmm, I wonder where Sammy is......**
Tuesday, January 26, 2016
Tuesday Mischief
MILES - walking up on Nicky
uh HI Nicky! Whatchadoin?
NICHOLAS MISCHIEFPANTS
I tricked Miles into the box and now I'm getting ready to send him to the Death Star.
MILES
Cool
I'm sure he'll love that
NICHOLAS CONFUSEDPANTS
I know he will.
um........ I feel a disturbance in the Force ..................
uh HI Nicky! Whatchadoin?
NICHOLAS MISCHIEFPANTS
I tricked Miles into the box and now I'm getting ready to send him to the Death Star.
MILES
Cool
I'm sure he'll love that
NICHOLAS CONFUSEDPANTS
I know he will.
um........ I feel a disturbance in the Force ..................
Sunday, January 24, 2016
Meezer Monday
NICHOLAS PRANKSTERPANTS
I found a great box in the bedroom. It's perfect.
Hey Miles, come here and look - there's FRENCH TOAST in the box.........
I found a great box in the bedroom. It's perfect.
Hey Miles, come here and look - there's FRENCH TOAST in the box.........
Friday, January 22, 2016
Finally Friday
SAMMY
The mom says it's been a "long" week. She says that every day she gotted up she wondered if it was Friday yet. We think she is losing her mind. it's terrible.
We hear that there are a lot of kitties and people that will haf a big snow storm this weekend (the dad included). Stay safe and warm! The French Toast Alert System says that it's time to run to the store for bread, eggs and milk. And maybe toilet paper. we are also..........
MILES
Hold on, hold on, HOLD ON! WAIT. There's a FRENCH TOAST ALERT SYSTEM? Why haf I not heard of this? Why does we not haf this in our house? It's ALWAYS TIME to make french toast!!!!
SAMMY
Sheesh, I should not haf mentioned that. But that gives me a good idea. Efurryone is invited ofur for a French Toast Party. We can watch the silly people on the weather channel who will be outside in the storm, or down the shore (that's what the mom says Atlantic City and the South Jersey shore is called) waiting for the high winds and waves to knock them over and drown them.
Come on ofur and get in line for the brekfest buffet
The mom says it's been a "long" week. She says that every day she gotted up she wondered if it was Friday yet. We think she is losing her mind. it's terrible.
We hear that there are a lot of kitties and people that will haf a big snow storm this weekend (the dad included). Stay safe and warm! The French Toast Alert System says that it's time to run to the store for bread, eggs and milk. And maybe toilet paper. we are also..........
MILES
Hold on, hold on, HOLD ON! WAIT. There's a FRENCH TOAST ALERT SYSTEM? Why haf I not heard of this? Why does we not haf this in our house? It's ALWAYS TIME to make french toast!!!!
SAMMY
Sheesh, I should not haf mentioned that. But that gives me a good idea. Efurryone is invited ofur for a French Toast Party. We can watch the silly people on the weather channel who will be outside in the storm, or down the shore (that's what the mom says Atlantic City and the South Jersey shore is called) waiting for the high winds and waves to knock them over and drown them.
Come on ofur and get in line for the brekfest buffet
Thursday, January 21, 2016
Throwback Thursday
MILES
Here is a throwback to one of our posts the first month we was blogging in 2006 (wait, that means that Sammy and Me are Senior Catizens? NOOOOOOOOOO. I was a baby then, I'm still a baby, right?)
MILES
I'm just trying to sleep, and Sammy tries to swallow my head. Mommy said he was giving me a "wet willie" but I think he was trying to KILL me by eating my head. And then my whole head smelled like his bad breaf.
Here is a throwback to one of our posts the first month we was blogging in 2006 (wait, that means that Sammy and Me are Senior Catizens? NOOOOOOOOOO. I was a baby then, I'm still a baby, right?)
MILES
I'm just trying to sleep, and Sammy tries to swallow my head. Mommy said he was giving me a "wet willie" but I think he was trying to KILL me by eating my head. And then my whole head smelled like his bad breaf.
Tuesday, January 19, 2016
Snowy Tuesday
MILES
Finally we is getting some snow. I think that I will just lay around and look at it.
Or should I do something else? You tell me. (Billy is outside sledding)
Finally we is getting some snow. I think that I will just lay around and look at it.
Or should I do something else? You tell me. (Billy is outside sledding)
Monday, January 18, 2016
Meezer Monday Mourning
MILES
Even though I hissed at him every time he came near me, I really did like our woofie furriend Maxx. He hadded to go to the Rainbow Bridge on Saturday. He had lymphoma and was furry furry sick.
Billy is very sad - Maxx was his bestest furriend.
Maxx, it's so hard to say good bye- so we won't - because we know that we will see you at the Bridge someday. In the meantime, we learned that your littermates - your brother ScoobyDoo and your sister Snowball were already there waiting for you - so we know that you all will have a great time running and rolling in the snow on the snowy part. We love you woofie brother!
Mad Maxx - July 1 2000 - January 16 2016
The house trashing last week was amazing! And fun!! And there's still about a ton of realy live dead shrimps and some chick-hen and ham left in the cold box.
The mom enjoyed getting all of the furs from the fan blown into her face. MOL
We is supposed to get lots of snow today and tonight (we will see, we haf not gotted much at all this winter). We can haf a shrimp bbq in the living room. See you all there!
Friday, January 15, 2016
Trashin' Friday - and then we can rest
NICKY TRASHYPANTS
um wait. mine pants aren't trashy. That's just mean.
Anyway, it's time to trash the closets. And then after that we can haf some real live dead shrimps - there's about 12 ton piled up in the living room. if we doesn't eat it, it will get stinky. MOL
Also, the human litterbox room needs a little more trashing.
Here is today's selection of trashing music.
After we trash, we will practice our a-cat-ella singing.
After we sing, we can haf a hyooge nap pile
um wait. mine pants aren't trashy. That's just mean.
Anyway, it's time to trash the closets. And then after that we can haf some real live dead shrimps - there's about 12 ton piled up in the living room. if we doesn't eat it, it will get stinky. MOL
Also, the human litterbox room needs a little more trashing.
Here is today's selection of trashing music.
After we trash, we will practice our a-cat-ella singing.
After we sing, we can haf a hyooge nap pile
Thursday, January 14, 2016
House Trashin' Thursday
SAMMY
Well the shredding and fur embedding is going nicely. We have some more tasks for today - we need more furs in the fan in the bedroom so that when the mom turns it on all the furs fly out at her face. Also, there are not nearly enough plates and silverware on the floor in the kitchen.
All aliens are welcome (MILES: That's woofies). Alien drool would be pawsome on the furniture and also on the glasses in the kitchen.
We gotted a 3 ton delivery of chick-hen yesserday - so eat up!!!
Here are today's House Trashin' music selections:
Well the shredding and fur embedding is going nicely. We have some more tasks for today - we need more furs in the fan in the bedroom so that when the mom turns it on all the furs fly out at her face. Also, there are not nearly enough plates and silverware on the floor in the kitchen.
All aliens are welcome (MILES: That's woofies). Alien drool would be pawsome on the furniture and also on the glasses in the kitchen.
We gotted a 3 ton delivery of chick-hen yesserday - so eat up!!!
Here are today's House Trashin' music selections:
Wednesday, January 13, 2016
Wednesday House Trashing
MILES
We needs some help with the curtain shredding, and also with getting at least 3 inches of fur on every chair and cowch.
There is still at least 2 tons of Ham left and someone found the niptini mix, so there's that too.
Mix master Billy is still spinning the tunes!
We needs some help with the curtain shredding, and also with getting at least 3 inches of fur on every chair and cowch.
There is still at least 2 tons of Ham left and someone found the niptini mix, so there's that too.
Mix master Billy is still spinning the tunes!
Tuesday, January 12, 2016
House Trashin' Tuesday
DJ BILLY SWEETFEETS
ME is not Rick Rolling you on purpose - ME just loves this song
The Official Meezer Party Song!!
Let's Dance!!!! (RIP Mr Bowie)
ME is not Rick Rolling you on purpose - ME just loves this song
The Official Meezer Party Song!!
Monday, January 11, 2016
Meezer Monday
NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS
The wind was really really blowy here last night - lots of tree branches flying around and then power was out some places, and then it gotted REALLY REALLY cold and so we all ranned upstairs and hided unner the bed. Efen mommy was a little scairt that the winds were so blowy! And then it SNOWED. Not a lot, but it did snow some. We is supposed to get snow just about efurry day this week. So you know what that means
HOUSE TRASHING PARTY
When: NOW
For how long: ALL WEEK
The wind was really really blowy here last night - lots of tree branches flying around and then power was out some places, and then it gotted REALLY REALLY cold and so we all ranned upstairs and hided unner the bed. Efen mommy was a little scairt that the winds were so blowy! And then it SNOWED. Not a lot, but it did snow some. We is supposed to get snow just about efurry day this week. So you know what that means
HOUSE TRASHING PARTY
When: NOW
For how long: ALL WEEK
Friday, January 08, 2016
Wednesday, January 06, 2016
Whapping Wednesday
NICHOLAS WHAPPYPANTS
Mommy - I's sorry that I whapped your pretty snowmen off the coffee table and onto the floor. They asked me to do it. Really, they did. I heard them. So did Sammy - and he told me to do it too.
Mommy - I's sorry that I whapped your pretty snowmen off the coffee table and onto the floor. They asked me to do it. Really, they did. I heard them. So did Sammy - and he told me to do it too.
Monday, January 04, 2016
Meezer Monday - PARTY!!!!
MILES
So the mom missed our blogaversary on the 2nd - it's been 9 years since we started blogging. This is our 2433rd post.
The mom did NOT have ham and french toast for new year's.
It's snowing here today so we are having a snow party - come and eat (there IS now ham in the cold box, and eggs and bacon) and pile on our nap pile!!!!!
So the mom missed our blogaversary on the 2nd - it's been 9 years since we started blogging. This is our 2433rd post.
The mom did NOT have ham and french toast for new year's.
It's snowing here today so we are having a snow party - come and eat (there IS now ham in the cold box, and eggs and bacon) and pile on our nap pile!!!!!
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