Monday, February 29, 2016

Meezer Monday

MILES

I gotted bacon and eggs and steak!!! 

Oh, and Billy crash landed his spaceship box in the kitchen and made a mess.  

And Sammy is werking on some secret projekt now with Nicky.  

Me and Billy is going to stay out of that - nothing good can come of it.  

'Asides, we want to be the good ones so that we get more bacon and steak.  

Oh, Billy eated LASAGNA.  He has successfully turned into Garfield? 

Friday, February 26, 2016

Far Far away Friday

BILLY SKYWALKERFEETS

Our story so far 

Long long ago in a living room far far away, a young orinch meniss cat was lured into a box by mistake by a crazed meezer.  The box was flung into outerspace so that the young orinch meniss could fight the evil in the empire.  After accidentally cutting a hole in his spaceship box, our young hero learned from some smart squirrels how to use his light saber.  He also met a lot of people who could help him. He met up with the Evil Dark side, but they had bacon, so he decided to join them.  But only for the bacon.  

The end of the Empire

Some last minute light sabre training for ME



Meeting wif the Emperor
There was a LOT of dancing light saber battles



And finally ME blew up the Death Star! 



NICHOLAS MADPHYSICISTPANTS

huh, what was that crash from the kitchen? 



Thursday, February 25, 2016

The dark side......


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They haf bacon on the dark side.  So ME is joining the dark side.  Maybe.  But just for the bacon. ME is still not shur about this dood - who keeps calling me "Luke" and says he is mine father.  




Wednesday, February 24, 2016

The battle for the Death Star

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Apparently ME has been challenged to battle for the Death Star

ME is gathering mine army

Ferst, there are these guys



ME is wondering if ME needs any more help.  Maybe from these guys? 


Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Death Star Tuesday

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Ok, so ME gotted out of the skwashy room and ME finded all of these,  uh, people? ME thinks they is going to line dance! 



Monday, February 22, 2016

Meezer Monday and a belated Gotcha Day at the Death Star

MILES

I GOTTED FRENCH TOAST.  

That is all. 

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Yesserday was the day ME gotcha'd mine mom lady person.  ME hope she can gotcha me again 'acuase ME at that Death Star place.   

ME seems to haf finded some sort of room that the walls move - and ME thinks ME is going to get skwashed.  (mmmm skwash, ME loves skwash)



Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Ok so now what?

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So after mine training with the skwerlls, ME wented back to mine spaceship box for a nap.  

ME had some weird dreams.  Ferst me dreamed about this guy: 



Then there was THIS guy: 

ME loves bacon!! 

But before ME goes to see that dood, ME and mine furriends are going to haf a party! 


Monday, February 15, 2016

Our Brave Hero flinging his way to the Death Star

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Well, ME saw this outside mine spaceshipbox - the Death Star
Then mine box landed on a planet and ME saw THIS walking towards mine spaceshipbox
AHHHH scairty!!!!!
So ME ranned and finded somewhere to hide: 
The band was pretty good

Then ME met up with this guy 

Who said that ME had to get some training with mine light saber so he sent me to learn from these guys
ME wonders what will happen next? 

Thursday, February 11, 2016

Thinking Thursday

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Thinks that ME is thinking right now: 

well, oops, ME thinks ME cut a hole in mine spaceshipbox with this light saber thingy.  That's a kind of dangerous thing!!!! 

ME thinks that ME can use some of this french toast to make a patch.  

Maybe ME will get to that Death Star thing soon. 

ME wonders what kind of foods they has on that Death Star thing. 

ME hopes they has a litter box changing station somewhere. 



OH HOLY COW!! WHAT IS THAT THING? 







Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Wild Wednesday

BILLY SWEETFEETS - SAVIOR OF THE UNIFURSE

HEY!!! What???? Now where is ME going?  ME heard something about a battle with an Emperor or something on something called a Death Star.  Now why would ME battle a penguin? They're cute!!! ME wonders when ME will get there.  Death Star sounds scairty . 

NICHOLAS MADSCIENTISTPANTS

Oh noes, why did Billy crawl in the box? ::SIGH:: - oh well, I hopes that he is not too scairt of the Death Star or the Emperor, and that he knows how to use a light saber.  

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hmmm, it's kind of dark in here.  Let me push this button.  ooooo, pretty light.  It's like the red dot, only it's a different color.  ME wonders if there will be someone at the Death Star who will play with ME!! what will happen if ME swings it around like this.........

OOPS................

Tuesday, February 09, 2016

Takeoff Tuesday

NICHOLAS ASTROPHYSICSPANTS

Ok, so I got the tra-jek-tory right, a bigger box with a litter box, and another french toast trap.  I caught Miles in the box and haf launched it into outerspace on it's way to the Death Star.  

MILES

Good job!!!! 

SAMMY

What's going on guys? 

NICHOLASOOPSYPANTS

Oh no, not again.  Billy's in the box again? Since when does he like French Toast? 

MILES

That boy will eat anything.  Anyway, are you sure he's the right one to fight the Emperor? 

SAMMY

Well, I don't know if he would actually FIGHT the emperor, but he could destroy him with cuteness.  And the light saber I put in the box. 

BILLY IN THE BOX

What does "do not open until you reach the death star" mean? 

Monday, February 08, 2016

Meezer Monday

NICOLAS SPACEYPANTS

Ok, let me get this straight - I launched Miles, who is not Miles, who is in a box, into outerspace, but he only went as far as the kitchen? HMMMM, something was off in my calculation.  

THE VOICE FROM THE BOX

ME is hungry!!!

THE VOICE FROM THE KITCHEN

Hold on, let me check the fridgerfrator

NICHOLAS CALCULATINGPANTS

So, if I uses a new launchpad pointed UP then he should reach the Death Star in about a day, right Miles? 

MILES

So, do you know WHO we are sending up there?

Thursday, February 04, 2016

The story so far....

LONG LONG AGO IN A LIVING ROOM FAR FAR AWAY

our young hero is trapped in a box by his nefarious brother Nicholas Trickypants.  He has been launched on an adventure to the Death Star for a duel with Darth Vader.  Or Marth Vader.  Or Darth Sader.  

Our young hero has just awoken from a much needed nap. 

THE VOICE IN THE BOX:   Come on guys, ME wants to get out.  And where did you put the litter box? 

NICHOLAS OOPSYPANTS:   um, litter box? 

MILES:   Really, you were going to send me into outer space without a litter box? And you gave him cheesy broccoli? You know that cheese can sometimes, um, just go through a dude, right? 

NICHOLAS SORRYPANTS:   oh jeez.  I didn't know. Now what is I supposed to do? I can't find the remote control to turn the ship around.  And it might be out of range. 

MILES: Out of range? It's in the kitchen. 

THE VOICE FROM THE KITCHEN:   Hey, what's this box doing in here? And who's in it? 


Tuesday, February 02, 2016

Thrilling, Terrible Tuesday

THE VOICE IN THE BOX

WHERE IS THIS THING GOING???????

HEEELLLLLPPPP

NICKY?????

SOMEONE?????

Oh Bast.  Well, someone did shove some broccoli with cheese in the hole for ME to eat.  


Stahp it woman!

SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY.   It's GROSS