Wednesday, April 27, 2016

More things heard at Casa De Meezer


This is what was heard around Casa De Meezer this week: 

"Please get your nose out of his rear end while he is eating, it's rude and gross". 

"Miles, please stop washing your paws in the water dish, other cats drink out of that" 

"Billy no matter how many times you stick your paws in my mashed potatoes, I'm still going to eat them" 

"Stop spitting food back out into the food dish.  You think some other cat is going to eat that?"

"Oh Billy, you really like eating food some other cat has spit out?"

"Billy, get your tongue off my fork"

"Miles, stop slapping my hand when I'm trying to eat". 

"they're BIRDS, stop being afraid of them"

Tuesday, April 26, 2016

2400 posts


The mom slacked off yesserday and did not let us know that yesserday's post was our 2400th post.  
She thinks that's a lot.  We is Meezers, we has SOOOOO much to say.  2400 posts is just a drop in the bukkit.  

Also, it seems that there are a lot more aliens around and I is afraid I is going to get alien-napped. 

Monday, April 25, 2016

Meezer Monday late report


we are in search of a secretary who is not too "bizzy" to take dictation from us for our blog.  Our current secretary is useless.  

Sammy says that the new baby alien that lives 'ahind us is named Roo.  Because it's a jumping machine.  We are still kind of unsure what our other neighbor alien named Carter is.  The mom says he's a "min-pin" but we are all bigger than him.  He jumps around alot too and hugs and kisses people.  Sammy says that he's taste testing them and also by hugging them he is figuring out how tender they are.  We are afraid for the mom.  

Nicky is being totally weird and running around the house with his tail poofed out all of the time.  and hollering.  We has no idea why. 

I am continuing my quest to make the mom crazy by getting under the bed and screaming in the middle of the night.  

It's werking.  

However, now she's too tired to type for us. 

Wednesday, April 20, 2016

Billy SweetFeets Life Lessons


1.  "eggplant" does not taste like either EGG or a PLANT 

Q.  Mashed ca-ll-eee-flower is gi-stusting.  

EleventyFour.  Brussels Sprouts is also gi-stusting

%.  Coffee ice cream - gi-stusting

3.  If the mom lady person says "It's too cold to roll around on the porch" she MIGHT be right.  ME thinks that ME might get hem-er-roids now. 

Z. Running back out 5 minutes later and trying to roll around on the porch does not mean that it's warmer.  But you haf to keep checking. 


Sunday, April 17, 2016

Meezer Monday


The mom called me FAT!!!! Not only that, she called me FATTY MCFATTBUTT.  

I haf nefur been so insulted in all my life.  

Wednesday, April 13, 2016

Wordy Wednesday


Hi the mom, how is you today?  Ok? that's good.  Sooooooo I has something that I needs to talk to you about.  

You see, there seems to be a prollem.  You is NOT SHARING enough of your foods.  Last night, for zample, you gived me only 4 little pieces of steak, and you gived Billy 4 pieces of steak, but SAMMY gotted 5 'acause you was surprised that he akshually wanted people foods.  that was totally NOT FAIR.  Ferst, we only gotted 4 pieces when we usually get like 7 or 8.  THEN you gived Sammy more.  I doesn't care that YOU wanted to eat some too and that giving us our usual would mean that YOU would get less.  

So mine point is, no matter HOW MANY of us want foods, you has to give us ALL the SAME AMOUNT, AND you can't give us less.  

Got it? 

Monday, April 11, 2016

Meezer Monday


Happy Meezer Monday

Here is a picture of me.  No, the mom, I is NOT begging for foods.  

I is STEALING  your foods. 

Friday, April 08, 2016

Fabulous Friday


Ugh. It's snowing.  I's going back to bed. 



EFURRYONE COME OVER!!!! We gots foods and toys and beds!!!!!!

Wednesday, April 06, 2016

Tattle Tail Wednesday


Soooo, somecat ratted me out that I yakked in the mom's shoe.  Well, that same somecat is the one who keeps whapping stuff off your dresser.  

Whatcha gonna do about that you little skinny spinny cat? 

Tuesday, April 05, 2016

Tattle Tail Tuesday


Mommy, haf I tolded you that I loves you? Well I does.  But now I has to say something that may make you mad.  

You see, somecat, and I'm not saying who, except that you call him "Poosie", is the one that yakked in your shoe last night.  

Monday, April 04, 2016




You hollered at Miles for sticking his nose in your ear several times last night.  But it was me that did that.  


That's not fair!! The mom, I should get treats as your apology for wrong-fully hollering at me. 


I should get treats for being a ebil gee-nus.  


Sammy, you should be punished for getting me hollered at.  You should haf to sit in a room with a alien for 1 hour. 


Oh the things I could teach a alien..........

Friday, April 01, 2016

Flashback Friday


This is The One Who Came Before.  Ralphie Kramden.  Ralphie was the mom's boy, and he went to the Bridge when he was 12.  That was 13 1/2 years ago.  I would haf liked to meet him, he was a very cool kitty

Update on us

SAMMY I had a v-e-t appointment last week and the v-e-t is kind of werried 'acause i might haf another skin cancer starting.  she will...