Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Whiney Wednesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

Mommy, I WANT GOOSHY FOODS TOO.  

I know that I barf them up 'acause I eats them too fast, but I LOVES THEM. 

Also, WE NEED MORE BOXES.  

I's doing a projekt..................

Monday, June 27, 2016

Meezer Monday - the mom is in TRUBBLE

MILES

The Mom - you are in DEEP TRUBBLE.  You has NOT helped us post since LAST meezer monday.  WHAT THE WHAT????? 

I would like to say that a LOT has happened, but really, we're cats, how much can really happen? I didn't get shipped to outer space, or another country, even though I did find a box I liked and hid in it for a little while.  Nicky was bizzy doing something else so he didn't shut me in and make me go for a ride somewhere.  

NICKY

YET. 

MILES

Sammy is studying the alien baby next door and has decided that this one prolly got sent here because he's kind of stoopid. He just jumps around all alone out there.  Kind if weerd.  

Billy is doing ok - he still has a hard time eating sometimes but he manages to get foods down his throat so that's good.  He has gotten skinny though.  He thinks he looks BUFF and HAWT. 

BILLY SWEETFEETS

ME does look HAWT!!! ME is shur that the girl kitties want some of this!!!

MILES

OY. 

Monday, June 20, 2016

Meezer Monday

MILES

Happy Meezer Monday

We haf The Hots here - it's furry furry HOT and the mom is a miserable some-werd-on-my-bad-werd-list.  I cannot snuggle up to her at night 'acause she tells me I'm a furry furnace and too hot and get away.  That herts mine feelings.  

Billy went out into the hots the other day for a long time.  He was furry happy when he came inside.  He's kind of nuts to like being in the hots and not laying ofur the cold-air-blowy-thing-in-the-floor. 

Nicky and Sammy are not getting along - Nicky is always attacking Sammy and it makes the mom furry mad.  She doesn't know why.  Nicky pulled clumps of fur out of Sammy's back the other day.  She is kind of werried about that.  

The mom's purrfday is on Saturday, maybe  I should get her a gift or something? 

Thursday, June 16, 2016

Fabulous Friday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

Mommy says it's a fabulous Friday.  It is because I gotted the bestest sleeping place on the bed last night with mommy's arm around me all night.  

And the place away from Miles and his pooting problem.  

Monday, June 13, 2016

MEezer Monday

BILLY SWEETFEETS

Happy MEezer Monday!! MOL

MILES 

Hey there orinch meniss it's MEEZER MONDAY - that means it's MINE DAY.  To talk about ME and MINE feelings and thoughts and stuff.  

BILLY SWEETFEETS

It's NEFUR about ME on MEezer Monday.  ::sad face::

MILES

But.... but.... you get speshul foods and hugs and loves and the mom follows you around outside all the time, so it's always about you.  I's sorry I's a little JEL-LOUS but I is.  

BILLY SWEETFEETS

That's ok Miles, ME still loves you.  

Kind of. 

Friday, June 10, 2016

Happy Purrfday Sammy!!!

SAMMY

It's mine purrfday!!! Here is a pikshur of me as a baby. ( the date on the pikshur is from when the mom tooked a pikshur of a pikshur)


I is hafing a ice cream party!! Come selly-brate wif me! 









Thursday, June 09, 2016

Throwback Thursday

BILLY SWEETFEETS

ME as a baby!!!  ME was a mess. 


ME was more cuter a few days later after the v-e-t lady fixed me 




Tuesday, June 07, 2016

Dancing tuesday

BILLY SWEETFEETS

One of mine greatest hits - doesn't ME look fabulous wif the dark hair!! MOL MOL MOL


Monday, June 06, 2016

Meezer Monday

MILES

So, the Orinch Meniss gets speshul stinky goodness (the mom calls it baby food) and regular stinky goodness.  And I get KIBBLE. 

THE MOM:  Miles, you got STEAK and CHICK-HEN and EGGS and HAM this past week.  Billy got baby food and stinky goodness to add to whatever else he eats from the kibble bowl because he's lost a lot of weight and he needs it to keep up his strength.  It's hard for him to eat bites of my food anymore.  Is that OK? 

MILES:   But the mom, if Billy doesn't want to finish his stinky goodness, can I haf the bit that's left over so I doesn't feel so sad? 

THE MOM:  Miles, I think that would be ok.  

MILES:  Thank you the mom.  

THE MOM:  You know I love you sweetie pie. 

MILES:  So yeah, I gotted steak and chick-hen and eggs and ham last week.  It was a good week, and I really am sorry that poor Billy can't eat a lot of the mom's foods anymore.  I just doesn't like it when the mom pushes mine head out of Billy's foods.  It's kind of rood.  Right? 

Thursday, June 02, 2016

what the what?

MILES

Deer The Mom and Orinch Meniss

Ok, I knows that the Orinch Meniss is sick and stuff. And that he is hafing a hard time eating the dry crunchy foods sometimes.  But gifing HIM stinky goodness and not offering it to ME is, well, just hurtful and wrong.  And you HOLDING THE BOWL for him to eat out of is just, well, stoopid. So when you putted it down on the table next to you after he was done eating and walked away for a minute, I eated it. 


DANCE PARTY!!!!!

NICHOLAS DJPANTS