Monday, August 29, 2016

Update on Billy

BILLY SWEETFEETS

Hello mine furriends! How is you all today? 

ME is going to give you a update on ME.  

The mom lady person says that ME has been losing weight and ME is now skinny.  ME, she says, used to be FAT.  ME thought that skinny was a good thing. ME still gets mine own stinky goodness to eat along wif the dry foods, but ME does not eat as much anymore.  ME will eat some chick-hen or steak or other yummy things, but just not as much as before. 

ME is tired a lot.  The mom lady person lets ME outside a lot to lay in the sun and that feels good.   ME sleeps in the sun.  

ME is still active though.  ME still likes to sit and lay in the wet bathtub after mom lady person gets out.  

Mom lady person says that ME is a lot more loving now.  Well, ME always DID love mom lady person, but now ME is showing it more.  That's a good thing too, right? 

We does not know how much time ME has left - but for now ME is not as good as before but still doing OK.

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

So

NICHOLAS POUTYPANTS

So, mommy has been very bizzy lately wif her mommy.  Grammie is nice, I has met her and she petted me and loved on me so I loves her.  So I will gif her a brake.  

But, SAMMY has been a pain in mine butt and I must bite him every time I see him.  And then mommy yells at me for it.  But really it's HIS fault.  It's always HIS fault.  I is the GOOD BOY.  


mwahahahahahahahaha

Thursday, August 18, 2016

::SIGH::

MILES

The Mom? Is you EFUR going to post our advenchur stuff?   Well in the mean time, I is inviting efurry kitty, woofie, goat, sheep, cow, chick-hen, fish, bunny, and efurry ofur kind of fuzzy, scaly or furry that wants to come to a 


HOUSE TRASHING PARTY

Monday, August 15, 2016

Angry Meezer Monday

MILES

Yes, this is mine I'M NOT HAPPY face.  Why is I not happy?  THE MOM.  The root of all mine prollems.  

THE.   MOM.  

ARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH


Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Our Oceanic Advenchurs

MILES

So, we has been travelling around unner the oceans in our submarine wif windows.  And we landed somewhere south the equator where we fink it's winter or somefing, but it's still HAWT.  AND there is a LOT of peoples here cheering for us in our on top of the ocean things.  They looks like this: 
It's furry hard to steer this thing.  And we thinks that we raced someone the other day. 

Monday, August 08, 2016

Meezer Monday

MILES


Well ferst a big "pbbbffftttt hissssss" to THE MOM for totally letting us down the last 2 weeks.  We know that grammie has been in the hospital and stuff, but really we has a COOL avenchur going and she is just TOTALLY IGNORING us.  

We does haf some pikshurs from our unner the sea avenchur - if the mom will EVER get them posted.  

Right now, we is hafing a ON the sea avenchur!  Hang on for pikshurs of that! It might not be what you think.............

Monday, August 01, 2016

Under the sea with Miles and Me

SAMMY

We is hafing a good time here in Catlantis.  Although I am slightly concerned about our foods supply getting low.  Miles seems to think that he has to eat all the foods before it runs out - and doesn't unnerstand that it WILL run out if he eats it all.  Plus, I would really like some corm stalks.  

Tomorrow I is going out to find out what, or who, is out there banging on our submarine.  Whoefur it is won't come to the window for us to see. 

And for some reason, we keep hearing the mom's voice on our radio. 


Thieving

NICHOLAS THIEVINGPANTS So, mommy is giving us new foods because of mine stoopid brofur Miles.  He barfs a lot when he has certain foods.  ...