Monday, October 31, 2016

Happy Hallowscream!!

MILES

Happy Hallowscream efurryone!! Come into our haunted house!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



Tuesday, October 25, 2016

Something is SERIOUSLY WRONG with the mom

MILES

FERST - It's TOOSDAY NIGHT.  Meezer Monday was YESSERDAY

SEKOND- PUMPKIN SPICE PAMCAKES???? WHAT IS WRONG WIF YOU WOMAN??? THEY ARE GROSS

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

whiffy wednesday

NICHOLAS NOSEYPANTS

Somecat in this house has a BIG gas prollem.  And is a stinky butt. And poots A LOT.  

I'm not telling who. 


Tuesday, October 11, 2016

Crappy Meezer Toosday

MILES

We is sorry that we has not been posting very regularly. With Billy not here anymore, the mom has kind of lost her desire to help us.  And you know, the whole "i'm too bizzy" thing.  That's no excuse. 

It's COLD here and the weather is kind of crappy, so we is going to haf a nap pile pawty.  Efurryone is welcome to join.  

Plus we can haf some house trashing too. MOL

Tuesday, October 04, 2016

Meezer Mom Wednesday

MM

MILES!!!! MILES!!!! HEY MILES!!!! MIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLES!!!!!!!! !!!! HEY MILES!!!!!!!!! MILES!!!!!

MILES!!!!!!!!!!!!! 


MILES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


MILES:  What?? WHAT DOES YOU WANT THE MOM????

MM:  HEY MILES YOU SLEPT THROUGH MEEZER MONDAY

MILES:  sheesh the mom, I's TIRED.  It's hard werk hafing to babysit Nicky and Sammy all day

MM:  Wait, who left you in charge?   

MILES  - um, You? 

MM:  why would I do that?

MILES: that was my kewschun! why would you do that to me? 

MM: because I didn't! I left Sammy in charge.

MILES:  why would you do that? You do know him right? He's afraid of his own shadow, why would you leave him in charge to protekt us? 

MM:  because he will whine if I don't. 

Stahp it woman!

SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY.   It's GROSS