Thursday, March 30, 2017

FOR SALE

SAMMY

For Sale:  One sligthly used, fat, whiney. toothless, gimpy, grumpy meezer.  Answers to the name POOSIE. Must be willing to make french toast on an hourly basis.  Must always have HAM in the cold box.  Must tolerate all the screaming like a girl being murdered in a horror movie.  Must hand feed. Serious inquiries only.  We already have a box ready to send........


MILES

ooo this box looks comfy - and it has a nice fleece blankie in it already......... NAP TIME

14 comments:

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh my dawg
Lily & Edward

Camp Stanhope Happenings said...

We always have ham... and quote Sammy occasionally with the "ham, how could you not have ham?" from the past.... so if you can stand the 3 furry children who already live here, Sammy, come on over!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

doodz...ya haz HAM....N itz KNOT IN YUR DISHEZ ORE INA SAMICH ......yea, thatz total lee wrong ...total lee ~~ ☺☺♥♥

The Island Cats said...

Good luck on selling....

The Florida Furkids said...

Ut oh....a box? That means an adventure is on the way!!!

The Florida Furkids

William's Kith & Kin said...

If that works, do not tell Caroline...else she'll be composing her own ad for Ivan!

Beau Beau & Angie Over the Bridge said...

Oh my goodness... Yoo are the King of Ham. You should demand an eggsorbidant price!

meowmeowmans said...

Um, do we feel a trip coming on?

Just Ducky said...

Mum usually has ham in the house, but french toast hourly. Not gonna happen she says.

Flynn said...

Uh oh! Safe travels!

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Miles! MILES!!!!! NOT THE BOX!!!!!!!!!

Purrs,
The Chans

TK and Pip said...

Uh-oh! This won't end well!

Jans Funny Farm said...

Oh, no, not again!

MeezerMews&FrecklesWoofs said...

Petcretary is an expert at hand feeding...ask Minko! And sometimes dog-guy of late...
But the Box, Um, be carefur, Miles!!

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