Thursday, September 21, 2017

Thieving

NICHOLAS THIEVINGPANTS

So, mommy is giving us new foods because of mine stoopid brofur Miles.  He barfs a lot when he has certain foods.  So mommy went back to the grain free duck and pea crap foods we used to like.  Except now we won't eat it.  Her answer? When you get hungry enough you'll eat it.  

Well, me and Miles was hungry enough tonight.  But we didn't eat that crap garbage stuff.  Instead, we stole he deli bag of roast beast and tore into it like "lions eating a zebra".  


ROAR

She can have that crap garbage stuff

6 comments:

William's Kith & Kin said...

Peas? PEAS? Is your mommy mental, Nicky? Cats and peas do not mix. Clearly you *had* to resort to alternate foods.

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood....we woodna eat it either tho honest two cod we wood eatz peaz bee for
ewe noe what ~~~~~~~
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Just Ducky said...

Way to go guys. I don't need to be on a diet and I don't yak up my foods. So I get to sample mum's stuff. Grilled beast tonight.

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Sure better than the bread I ripped into twice! ~ IZA

meowmeowmans said...

Well, we guess you showed her, huh? Roast beast is way better than peas.

Thank you for your thoughtful condolences and purrs about our sweet baby Zoe's passing. We are so grateful for you, dear friends.

MeezerMews&FrecklesWoofs said...

Yup, I would do that too...fur sure! Gotta keep those bellies full you know:)

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