MILES
I's too sexy for minself!
The (almost) daily adventures of Sammy, Miles and Nicholas Meezer. One is sweet and calm, one his happy and playful. The other? um......not so much.
Monday, January 30, 2017
Thursday, January 26, 2017
****holes and buttwipes?
MILES
that woman is in TRUBBLE
This is what was heard around casa de meezer Thursday night
"HEY YOU ***HOLES, KNOCK IT OFF"
"MILES STOP FIGHTING WITH SAMMY"
"HEY YOU BUTT WIPES, STOP IT!!"
"G****MMIT BUTTHOLES STOP FIGHTING"
That was all in the space of 5 minutes.
We was just hafing funs. what all that saying of werds on the naughty werd list necessary? Also she seems obsessed wif hineys and toilet paper. that's kind of weerd.
that woman is in TRUBBLE
This is what was heard around casa de meezer Thursday night
"HEY YOU ***HOLES, KNOCK IT OFF"
"MILES STOP FIGHTING WITH SAMMY"
"HEY YOU BUTT WIPES, STOP IT!!"
"G****MMIT BUTTHOLES STOP FIGHTING"
That was all in the space of 5 minutes.
We was just hafing funs. what all that saying of werds on the naughty werd list necessary? Also she seems obsessed wif hineys and toilet paper. that's kind of weerd.
Wednesday, January 25, 2017
Hey Guess what?
SAMMY
I started a riot last night. That little snot Nicky came and sat on mine head while I was unner the covers, so I jumped up and scairt him, and then he attaked Miles, then Miles attaked me, and then, well, the mom kind of got bit on the arm a little bit. Then we all ranned around the bed biting each ofur. (well not the mom, she was screaching "STOP IT OR I'LL KILL YOU ALL" but she didn't mean it. She says stoopid stuffs like that when we have fights and stuff.
Oh, and NICKY RANNED OUT OF THE HOUSE LAST NIGHT. He said something about "billy has been outside a long time and I needs to find him".
I started a riot last night. That little snot Nicky came and sat on mine head while I was unner the covers, so I jumped up and scairt him, and then he attaked Miles, then Miles attaked me, and then, well, the mom kind of got bit on the arm a little bit. Then we all ranned around the bed biting each ofur. (well not the mom, she was screaching "STOP IT OR I'LL KILL YOU ALL" but she didn't mean it. She says stoopid stuffs like that when we have fights and stuff.
Oh, and NICKY RANNED OUT OF THE HOUSE LAST NIGHT. He said something about "billy has been outside a long time and I needs to find him".
Sunday, January 22, 2017
Meezer Monday
MILES
Saturday Morning - maple bacon pamcakes. Pawsome
Sunday night - grilled ham and cheese.
I's sorry that I bit that woman while I was scarfing down cheesy hammy goodness.
Kind of
Saturday Morning - maple bacon pamcakes. Pawsome
Sunday night - grilled ham and cheese.
I's sorry that I bit that woman while I was scarfing down cheesy hammy goodness.
Kind of
Wednesday, January 18, 2017
Seriously
MILES
That woman just woke me up 'acause I was bunny kicking her in mine sleep.
You haf not learned your lesson?
Here's the stink eye AGAIN
That woman just woke me up 'acause I was bunny kicking her in mine sleep.
You haf not learned your lesson?
Here's the stink eye AGAIN
Monday, January 16, 2017
I is NOT FAT
MILES
Deer That Woman
I IS NOT FAT. STOP wif the moaning and groaning whenefur you pick me up. or when I lays down on you. When Iwaddle walk frough the house it DOE NOT SHAKE like a earthquake.
Does I haf to show you mine I IS NOT HAPPY look - AGAIN?
Deer That Woman
I IS NOT FAT. STOP wif the moaning and groaning whenefur you pick me up. or when I lays down on you. When I
Does I haf to show you mine I IS NOT HAPPY look - AGAIN?
Thursday, January 12, 2017
Nicky Thursday
NICHOLAS BUTTRUBBERPANTS
So now that I know it freaks mommy out when I do things to her unner the covers when she is sleeping, I has done the following - rubbed her butt, slapped her legs with mine tail, bunny kicked her butt and leg, and licked (not bited this time) her tummy. That last one made her all squirmy. It was hisss-terical
So now that I know it freaks mommy out when I do things to her unner the covers when she is sleeping, I has done the following - rubbed her butt, slapped her legs with mine tail, bunny kicked her butt and leg, and licked (not bited this time) her tummy. That last one made her all squirmy. It was hisss-terical
Monday, January 09, 2017
Meezer Monday
MILES
So the mom was sleeping last night and woke up all scairt 'acause something was rubbing her butt. Turns out that Nicky crawled unner the covers and started petting her hiney. He was pretty scairt too - he thought he was petting her tummy. MOL
So the mom was sleeping last night and woke up all scairt 'acause something was rubbing her butt. Turns out that Nicky crawled unner the covers and started petting her hiney. He was pretty scairt too - he thought he was petting her tummy. MOL
Wednesday, January 04, 2017
wow it's 2017
MILES
It's 2017! and we sleeped through it. hahahaha.
Well then here is the Meezer Wednesday report
The mom werked on New Year's Eve and New Year's Day so we didn't get any speshul foods.
The mom say's I'm "too fat" to eat people food
I am going to sell the mom.
It's 2017! and we sleeped through it. hahahaha.
Well then here is the Meezer Wednesday report
The mom werked on New Year's Eve and New Year's Day so we didn't get any speshul foods.
The mom say's I'm "too fat" to eat people food
I am going to sell the mom.
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