Thursday, January 26, 2017

****holes and buttwipes?

MILES

that woman is in TRUBBLE

This is what was heard around casa de meezer Thursday night

"HEY YOU ***HOLES, KNOCK IT OFF"

"MILES STOP FIGHTING WITH SAMMY"

"HEY YOU BUTT WIPES, STOP IT!!"

"G****MMIT BUTTHOLES STOP FIGHTING"

That was all in the space of 5 minutes.  

We was just hafing funs.  what all that saying of werds on the naughty werd list necessary? Also she seems obsessed wif hineys and toilet paper.  that's kind of weerd. 




Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Hey Guess what?

SAMMY

I started a riot last night.  That little snot Nicky came and sat on mine head while I was unner the covers, so I jumped up and scairt him, and then he attaked Miles, then Miles attaked me, and then, well, the mom kind of got bit on the arm a little bit.  Then we all ranned around the bed biting each ofur. (well not the mom, she was screaching "STOP IT OR I'LL KILL YOU ALL"  but she didn't mean it.  She says stoopid stuffs like that when we have fights and stuff.  

Oh, and NICKY RANNED OUT OF THE HOUSE LAST NIGHT.  He said something about "billy has been outside a long time and I needs to find him".  

Sunday, January 22, 2017

Meezer Monday

MILES

Saturday Morning - maple bacon pamcakes.  Pawsome

Sunday night - grilled ham and cheese.  

I's sorry that I bit that woman while I was scarfing down cheesy hammy goodness.  

Kind of



Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Seriously

MILES

That woman just woke me up 'acause I was bunny kicking her in mine sleep.  

You haf not learned your lesson? 

Here's the stink eye AGAIN


Monday, January 16, 2017

I is NOT FAT

MILES

Deer That Woman

I IS NOT FAT.  STOP wif the moaning and groaning whenefur you pick me up. or when I lays down on you.  When I waddle walk frough the house it DOE NOT SHAKE like a earthquake. 

Does I haf to show you mine I IS NOT HAPPY look - AGAIN? 



Thursday, January 12, 2017

Nicky Thursday

NICHOLAS BUTTRUBBERPANTS


So now that I know it freaks mommy out when I do things to her unner the covers when she is sleeping, I has done the following - rubbed her butt, slapped her legs with mine tail, bunny kicked her butt and leg, and licked (not bited this time) her tummy.  That last one made her all squirmy.  It was hisss-terical

Monday, January 09, 2017

Meezer Monday

MILES

So the mom was sleeping last night and woke up all scairt 'acause something was rubbing her butt.  Turns out that Nicky crawled unner the covers and started petting her hiney.  He was pretty scairt too - he thought he was petting her tummy.  MOL

Wednesday, January 04, 2017

wow it's 2017

MILES

It's 2017! and we sleeped through it.  hahahaha.  

Well then here is the Meezer Wednesday report

The mom werked on New Year's Eve and New Year's Day so we didn't get any speshul foods.  

The mom say's I'm "too fat" to eat people food 

I am going to sell the mom. 

Good bye my sweet Nicky

 Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky.  You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet.  I love you to the moon...