Whiney toosday

NICHOLAS WHINEYPANTS

MOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYY

pet mine belly 

NOW

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW

why aren't you petting mine belly????


YAY!! BELLY PETS


STAHP!!!!!
 

what?

MILES

What's that woman? Why was I scooting mine butt across the rug? 

um, no reason.  

no really, no reason.  

Wait, I does haf a reason: 

It itched and you would not skrach it. 

Miles is mean, and mommy is no better

NICHOLAS STARVING PANTS

Miles taked food right OUT OF MINE MOUTH.  

So I smacked him in the face

And mommy hollerad AT ME.  

THE MOM: 

Nicky, yes I did. And then I hollered at Miles.  

MILES

In my defense, I was hangry.  

Meezer Monday

MILES

Know what's NOT good to eat?   Hash browns.  

Woman, why would you put that in mine mouf when i's 'spekting EGGS.  

Thursday 13 - things that we hear around here all the time

NICHOLAS CRAZYPANTS


1.  NICKY!! NICHOLAS!!! NICKY!!! NIIIIIIIICKYYYYYYYY!! 

g.  stop biting your brother on the a**

&.  Get off your brother

2.  Really, GET OFF YOUR BROTHER

*.  your dish is not empty

5.  NO, it's NOT empty

$.  Fine, here's more food 

7.  Get out of my dinner

Q. Get out of my water glass

6.  YOU left the room, I am still here, WHY ARE YOU HOLLERING

@.  If you bite my stomach one more time you can't sleep on the bed anymore

#.  NICKY!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT!! WHY ARE YOU HOLLERING???

13.  Of course I love you Nicky, you're mine baby boy.  

Meezer Monday

SAMMY

I'm HANGRY.  WHERE IS MINE FOODS???? ::STOMP STOMP STOMP::

The Mom: Um, have you looked in your dish? 

SAMMY: um, oh.  Good thing it's there woman.  

Finally Friday

SAMMY

::SIGH::

Snowing again

PARTY TIME!!!!!!

SRSLY?

MILES

Woman - if i WANTED to come upstairs to the bedroom, i WOULD come upstairs to the bedroom.  DO NOT, carry me up the stairs again.  

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS NAUGHTYPANTS

Mommy,

Well, all I has to say in mine defense is this: 

YOU gotted up and LEFTED your dinner on the coffee table.  And when I counted 1, Q, 7, $, 10 you had not comed back, so it was MINE.  

what kind of resort is this?

MILES

Hey, woman! come on, what kind of resort are you running? Why does I has to get UP and GO GET mine food? Why aren't you bringing it to me?  Also, you forgot to put me on the bed until I started hollering at you at midnight.  I need to lay on the cushy bed 'acuase mine hips hert.  

Also, where is the beach? All I see outside mine window is SNOW.