Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Whiney toosday

NICHOLAS WHINEYPANTS

MOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYY

pet mine belly 

NOW

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW


why aren't you petting mine belly????


YAY!! BELLY PETS


STAHP!!!!!
 

Thursday, February 23, 2017

what?

MILES

What's that woman? Why was I scooting mine butt across the rug? 

um, no reason.  

no really, no reason.  

Wait, I does haf a reason: 

It itched and you would not skrach it. 

Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Miles is mean, and mommy is no better

NICHOLAS STARVING PANTS

Miles taked food right OUT OF MINE MOUTH.  

So I smacked him in the face

And mommy hollerad AT ME.  

THE MOM: 

Nicky, yes I did. And then I hollered at Miles.  

MILES

In my defense, I was hangry.  


Monday, February 20, 2017

Meezer Monday

MILES

Know what's NOT good to eat?   Hash browns.  

Woman, why would you put that in mine mouf when i's 'spekting EGGS.  


Thursday, February 16, 2017

Thursday 13 - things that we hear around here all the time

NICHOLAS CRAZYPANTS


1.  NICKY!! NICHOLAS!!! NICKY!!! NIIIIIIIICKYYYYYYYY!! 

g.  stop biting your brother on the a**

&.  Get off your brother

2.  Really, GET OFF YOUR BROTHER

*.  your dish is not empty

5.  NO, it's NOT empty

$.  Fine, here's more food 

7.  Get out of my dinner

Q. Get out of my water glass

6.  YOU left the room, I am still here, WHY ARE YOU HOLLERING

@.  If you bite my stomach one more time you can't sleep on the bed anymore

#.  NICKY!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT!! WHY ARE YOU HOLLERING???

13.  Of course I love you Nicky, you're mine baby boy.  

Monday, February 13, 2017

Meezer Monday

SAMMY

I'm HANGRY.  WHERE IS MINE FOODS???? ::STOMP STOMP STOMP::

The Mom: Um, have you looked in your dish? 

SAMMY: um, oh.  Good thing it's there woman.  

Thursday, February 09, 2017

SRSLY?

MILES

Woman - if i WANTED to come upstairs to the bedroom, i WOULD come upstairs to the bedroom.  DO NOT, carry me up the stairs again.  


Tuesday, February 07, 2017

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS NAUGHTYPANTS

Mommy,

Well, all I has to say in mine defense is this: 

YOU gotted up and LEFTED your dinner on the coffee table.  And when I counted 1, Q, 7, $, 10 you had not comed back, so it was MINE.  


Thursday, February 02, 2017

what kind of resort is this?

MILES

Hey, woman! come on, what kind of resort are you running? Why does I has to get UP and GO GET mine food? Why aren't you bringing it to me?  Also, you forgot to put me on the bed until I started hollering at you at midnight.  I need to lay on the cushy bed 'acuase mine hips hert.  

Also, where is the beach? All I see outside mine window is SNOW. 

I's bored

NICHOLAS TROUBLEMAKERPANTS Kitties of the blog-o-sphere I's BORED Here are mine choices of things to do - you will 'acide...