Wednesday, April 04, 2018

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE

MILES

The mom is a BIG FAT LIAR.

She SAID she was going to update the blog last week.  LIAR

She SAID I would not haf to go back to the v-e-t.  LIAR

She SAID I could sleep on the bed with her.  LIAR (response from the mom: I DID put you on the bed,  YOU jumped down and slept under it for 23 minutes then crawled out and HOLLERED at me from next to the bed for 10 minutes.  Then I got up and put you BACK on the bed and you walked all over me for 10 minutes and then jumped back down) 
(response from Miles: whatever, the mom)

She SAID I would be getting special foods.  LIAR (response from the mom: you ARE getting special foods, your brothers have to eat it too because, well, just because)   (response from Miles:  It SUCKS.  They are tasteless little rabbit terd pellets of yuckiness) (response from the mom: whatever, Miles)

She SAID I would get FRENCH TOAST.  LIAR  (response from the mom;  what, who's the LIAR?  You HAD french toast Sunday) (response from Miles - FRENCH TOAST EVERY DAY) (response from the mom:  Um NO)

She SAID I would get HAM for Easter.  LIAR.  (response from the mom:  Who's LYING again? You GOT ham for Easter).  (response from Miles:  wait, Easter is only once a year? NOT FAIR)

14 comments:

Camp Stanhope Happenings said...

Don't get crabby at mom... She loves you and gives you the things you want (and don't want) to help you live a long, fun life!!!

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

Oh, My Catness, you are a wee bit catty-crabby, Miles! MOL! But...well, it is what it is and so...whatever, Miles, Whatever!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

miles......itz like a contay gee uz... ore sum thin... coz we get lied two de live long day ☺♥♥ !!!!

The Florida Furkids said...

We saw the French Toast on Facebook!! We think we should have ham every day too!
The Florida Furkids

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Miles, that is so awful of yer Mom ta lie to you like that. Beings! Ya just cant trust them...

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Did you get out of the wrong side of the bed this morning, Miles? You sound rather crabilated.

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat said...

NOOOOOOO! We get the lies around here too ... "I already fed you!" Yeah. Like 15 minutes ago!!! ~Bear Cat

Mickey's Musings said...

Gee, battle of the wills going on.
WE must admit that we sometimes get the lies too.
We don't know what to suggest :/
Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ

Robyn Harton said...

You always make me smile, Miles. I know you do Sanjee, too. Tell her hi for me.
*scritches*
Mom Robyn

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

Sounds like a lot of lies happening there.

The Island Cats said...

We know you got French toast, Miles...we saw photographic evidence on Facebook.

Anonymous said...

Wow it sure has been along time. I didn't
think anyone was blogging still. Yet I'm
glad mom found you guys.I miss everyone and blogging.It too to see your still fisity and cute ....Ariel

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Oh Dear! That is all sounding a little compliarecated....

Purrs,
The Chans

Just Ducky said...

Oh Miles, you have to work with your mum. I do laps around mum in bed, but then settle down for the night.

it's been a while

MILES It's been a while since we posted.  We doesn't know how much longer we will be keeping this blog.  I has cancer and Sammy ha...