Thursday, December 07, 2017

How is Sammy doing?


You all know that I has cancer on mine tummy, and that the mom is struggling to find a way to make it better for me.  After many talks with the v-e-t, the mom says that I need an oper-way-shun and some ray-dee-ashun I doesn't want to haf one, but I guess that if it makes me live longer, then it would be good.  

We haf had a benefactor send us some money for me and this morning the mom gotted an updated estimate for the oper-way-shun and radiation treatment.  All together with staying at  the specialist v-e-t for 3 days and then 6-10 ray-dee-a-shun treatments it will be about $2000.  With the money that our dear friend gave us and what we can cover we are halfway there, but we still need a little help.  When Billy was sick we did a go fund me campaign and the mom is starting one for me.  Also there is this if anyone would like to help through paypal.  Any funds that are left ofur will go towards another kitty or woofie who needs help.  The mom will be scheduling mine oper-way-shun as soon as she can.  We are hoping that this will werk for me and give me a longer time here.  

Tuesday, December 05, 2017

o catmast tree, o catmas tree


O catmas tree
O catmas tree
how lovely on the floor you'll be

O catmas tree 
O catmas tree
How broken will your ornaments be

Your lights will never shine again
Your lovely skirt will need a hem

O catmas tree
O catmas tree
I cannot wait to topple thee

Oh crappity crap crap crap

Mommy say "we can't have a tree 'acause we have a Nicky".  

I will find a way to get a tree in here.......................

Tuesday, November 28, 2017

Turkey Day Shmurkey Day


You know, there was a big holiday last week that was all about stuffing your face with Turkey.  

Do you think WE got any turkey on that day? 

You would be WRONG if you said Yes. 

The mom promised us turkey on Saturday.  

What's the point? 

Friday, November 24, 2017

this is just too funny


Remember when I gotted a email 'afore the elections about voting for the Governor of Virginia? 

well no HILLARY CLINTON is emailing me. This is the email address that she is emailing me from 

Hillary Clinton
I think maybe it's a NOT Hillary Clinton? 

Apparenty she wants us to move ONWARD TOGETHER.  

How did she get my email address?

Does she know I'm a cat? 

Monday, November 13, 2017

Stahp it woman!


Dear The Mom



Friday, November 10, 2017

Honoring our Veterans

In 1918, on the eleventh hour in the eleventh day in the eleventh month, the world rejoiced and celebrated. After four years of bitter war, an armistice was signed and "the war to end all wars" was over.

The Original Poem handwritten by the author
This is a picture taken during the battle in Flanders during WWI

November 11, 1919: President Woodrow Wilson proclaims the first Armistice Day, proclaiming: "To us in America, the reflections of armistice Day will be filled with solemn pride in the heroism of those who died in the country’s service and with gratitude for the victory, both because of the thing from which it has freed us and because of the opportunity it has given America to show her sympathy with peace and justice in the councils of the nations…" The original concept for the celebration was for the suspension of business for a two minute period beginning at 11 A.M., with the day also marked by parades and public meetings.

Happy Veterans Day to all veterans, especially the WWII Veterans, whom we are losing at a rapid pace.   They were "The Greatest Generation"

THANK YOU all for keeping our country free.

Tuesday, November 07, 2017

Tuesday in Virginia?


So I gotted this email: 

 <> wrote:

Step up before November 7th.
Hey, Miles --

We've got three days left until Election Day here in Virginia and across the country.

Three days to help elect more Democrats like Ralph Northam who will fight for our values and push back against the GOP's reckless and divisive agenda.

The Virginia governor's race is going to be close until the very end. Take a look below -- then make a donation to help put our candidates like Ralph and others across the country over the top on Tuesday.


What is I supposed to donate? I has some barfed up kibble I can send.  Also, I live in New York.  We has NO IDEA how this RALPH DOOD thinks I would efur vote for him.  

Anyway, I think the foo-ton dood is running for governor of furginia. Get out there and write him on your ballot.  Vote early.  Vote often. The cat vote is 'parently furry impawtant for this Ralph dood. 

Friday, November 03, 2017

WTH Friday


While scrolling through mommy's phone I saw THIS: WHO IS THIS???? 

Monday, October 30, 2017

Meezer Monday Miles Report


1.  Bacon

2.  Eggs

3.  Chick-hen

4.  Roast Beast

5.  The mom ran out of crunchy food for us and gived us CANNED MACKEREL while she wented to the store.  OH. MY. BAST.  I want that EFURRYDAY FOREFUR

Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Thank you for the good wishes


Thank you efurryone for the good wishes.  For those of you who don't know or missed an earlier post, I has a cancerous tumor thing on my belly.  It's on the outside and it weeps guck and gross stuff sometimes.  And then I lick it and make it worse.  I also pulled out all of the furs around it.  The mom tries an e-collar on me and it made me miserable and I didn't eat.  So she said she has to find a way to cover up the tumor thing so that it doesn't ooze on stuff and make me lick it all the time. The v-e-t doesn't know if operating would work, and the price that she quoted the mom was really really really expensive

So that was way too much information, right? 

BTW - I bit Nicky in the face.  The mom was all mad.  I think that I deserve a pass for efurrying bad I does - 'acause I's sick.  Right? 

Monday, October 16, 2017

Meezer Monday


Yeah, it's Meezer Monday.  EVERY MONDAY IS MEEZER MONDAY and that woman just does not care. 

She doesn't feed me good foods anymore - except bacon and eggs and french toast yesserday.  Oh and ham.  But other than that and ice cream, I'm STARVING TO DEATH

We has a new woofie furriend - his name is Bryce.  He's something called a YELLOW LAB.  He's a slobber hound. 

Sammy is hanging in there, but he's getting skinnier and his belly is yukky.  the mom is trying to figure out how to wrap it up so he doesn't get belly goo all over efurrything.  I know.  TMI.  but it's true.  and it's gross.  

How is Sammy doing?

SAMMY You all know that I has cancer on mine tummy, and that the mom is struggling to find a way to make it better for me.  After many tal...