Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Thank you for the good wishes

SAMMY

Thank you efurryone for the good wishes.  For those of you who don't know or missed an earlier post, I has a cancerous tumor thing on my belly.  It's on the outside and it weeps guck and gross stuff sometimes.  And then I lick it and make it worse.  I also pulled out all of the furs around it.  The mom tries an e-collar on me and it made me miserable and I didn't eat.  So she said she has to find a way to cover up the tumor thing so that it doesn't ooze on stuff and make me lick it all the time. The v-e-t doesn't know if operating would work, and the price that she quoted the mom was really really really expensive


So that was way too much information, right? 

BTW - I bit Nicky in the face.  The mom was all mad.  I think that I deserve a pass for efurrying bad I does - 'acause I's sick.  Right? 

Monday, October 16, 2017

Meezer Monday

MILES

Yeah, it's Meezer Monday.  EVERY MONDAY IS MEEZER MONDAY and that woman just does not care. 

She doesn't feed me good foods anymore - except bacon and eggs and french toast yesserday.  Oh and ham.  But other than that and ice cream, I'm STARVING TO DEATH

We has a new woofie furriend - his name is Bryce.  He's something called a YELLOW LAB.  He's a slobber hound. 

Sammy is hanging in there, but he's getting skinnier and his belly is yukky.  the mom is trying to figure out how to wrap it up so he doesn't get belly goo all over efurrything.  I know.  TMI.  but it's true.  and it's gross.  


Tuesday, October 03, 2017

thoroughly DISGUSTED

MILES

we is losing all of our furriends and readers 'acuase the mom is a slacker.  

The mom says to tell you that since she changed our foods back to that crap, nasty vile crap, disgusting nasty vile crap, organic pea and duck crap, I has not been pooping soft poops all over the house.  You really didn't need to know that I was doing that in the first place, but i has stopped doing it.  That's no reason to NOT GIVE US THE GOOD FOODS THAT WE LIKE AND NOT THAT NASTY DISGUSTING VILE PEA AND DUCK CRAP THAT WE HATE. 

Also, she fell in a hole and did something bad to her foot.  

Then she gotted her arm stuck between the recliner and the wall and couldn't get it out, finally got out but now has a HUGE bruise all the way down her upper arm. 

She's really an idiot and I haf no idea how we have managed to stay alive as long as we have. 

Here is my disgusted look 


Thursday, September 21, 2017

Thieving

NICHOLAS THIEVINGPANTS

So, mommy is giving us new foods because of mine stoopid brofur Miles.  He barfs a lot when he has certain foods.  So mommy went back to the grain free duck and pea crap foods we used to like.  Except now we won't eat it.  Her answer? When you get hungry enough you'll eat it.  

Well, me and Miles was hungry enough tonight.  But we didn't eat that crap garbage stuff.  Instead, we stole he deli bag of roast beast and tore into it like "lions eating a zebra".  


ROAR

She can have that crap garbage stuff

Monday, September 18, 2017

Nailed her, um it

MILES

Yeah, I did puke on the mom's lap. 

Yeah she did jump up off the cowch

Yeah i did go flying through the air about 5 feet.  

it was the most PAWSOME thing ever


Also, it's TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY

Here's ME, the Modern Meezer General (which is also the song you sing when you have been assimilated by the Borg)

 And here's Nicky in all of his Pirate Glory - this is how we make him walk the plank. 

Thursday, September 14, 2017

Trubble??

NICHOLAS TRUBBLEPANTS

Mommy, I DID NOT knock over your glass of iced coffee.  

It was ghosts.  

yep. 

ghosts. 

Can you really blame THIS FACE? 


Friday, September 08, 2017

Ham stealing

MILES

Yep, I stole the ham right out of the mom's sammich WHILE SHE WAS EATING IT.  

She really needs to eat at the table and not on the cowch.  

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Tuesday, September 05, 2017

One year ago

MILES

Our sweet Billy boy ran off to the Bridge.  We miss this face so much




In honor of Bily's Bridge Anniversary, we is having a dance pawty.  We knows that he is hafing one at the Bridge.  

Here's Billy's favorite song to dance to. 


Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Rudeness

MILES

We seem to haf a issue here. 

The mom says I IS RUDE for sticking mine head in front of her mouth when she's trying to eat.  

I say SHE IS RUDE for pushing it out of the way.  

Who is right? 


Thursday, August 24, 2017

Hey

MILES

Hey THE MOM!   Why is you hollering? I thought I didded a good job helping you wif the laundry - you know, getting mine furs all over efurryfing, folding it up in a ball and throwing it on the floor.  

Thank you for the good wishes

SAMMY Thank you efurryone for the good wishes.  For those of you who don't know or missed an earlier post, I has a cancerous tumor thi...