Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Get me off of this thing

MILES

Oh COME ON!  I waked up this moring and looked out mine box and this is what I see.  GET ME OUT OF HERE


Monday, April 24, 2017

Good thing....

MILES

It's a good thing that someone packed snow shoos and warm blankets and stuff.  Lookit where I is now! 



Friday, April 21, 2017

what fresh ...... is this?

MILES


You know NICHOLAS NAUGHTYPANTS, you is going to get a WHIPPIN when I gets home!!!

Where haf you told the man in the bloo shorts to send me now? I better NOT be spending the weekend here.


Thursday, April 20, 2017

am I in.............JAIL?

MILES


awww COME ON MAN IN THE BLOO SHORTS!! Why did you send me here? What did I do?  Why is I in jail? 


Tuesday, April 18, 2017

NOW where is I?

MILES

So after I spent the holiday with those stony faced non talking people on that island, the man in the bloo shorts shoved me in mine box AGAIN and I spent last night in this place


Pretty, isn't it? Well let me tell you all, there was some strange screamnig there last night.  The hotel werkers just said "oh that's just the ghost of some lady and some guy.  they scream a lot".  I hopes that after breffest the man in the bloo shorts comes to take me away again. But this place really is pretty...........

Monday, April 17, 2017

I was on the move again

MILES

Just as I was 'alaxing in mine nice place where it was warm and sunny, the man in the bloo shorts came and shoved me back in mine box and away I wented.  I spent the weekend here: 


These people was not furry talkative. 

Thursday, April 13, 2017

It's HOT HOT HOT here

MILES

Oh holy crappity crap crap crap.  What is THIS THING?  

It's in the same area as this giant litterbox


And also near this place that I think I would like to stay

Tuesday, April 11, 2017

i'm on my way

MILES

well crappity crap crap crap.  I's on mine way somewhere. At least I has mine Angel Sanjee wif me to keep me company.  

Here is what I know: 

it's dark in here

I has foods

I has waters

I has blankets 

I has swim fins 

I has a life jacket

I has snow shoos

I gotted picked up and put in a plane.  

I gotted taken off the plane when it landed and it's HOT HOT HOT here

I wonder where I is. 

Tuesday, April 04, 2017

Here we go again

MILES

NICKY YOU LITTLE RAT - LET ME OUT OF THIS BOX

::SIGH::  

I wonder where I's going this time.   I think I need a nice vacation in a warm climate.  Maybe do some fishing.  

Knowing that little rat he's sending me somewhere cold and icy.  Or back into outer space. Or maybe to the bottom of the ocean.  Or inside a volcano.  

well I'm sure that after all of this moving and jostling around I'll find out tomorrow


Monday, April 03, 2017

Meezer Monday

MILES


Awww crappity crap crap crap.  

Why can't I NOT get in a box? 


Now where am I going? 



NICKY!!!!! I IS GOING TO BEAT YOU UP WHENEFUR I GET BACK

Thursday, March 30, 2017

FOR SALE

SAMMY

For Sale:  One sligthly used, fat, whiney. toothless, gimpy, grumpy meezer.  Answers to the name POOSIE. Must be willing to make french toast on an hourly basis.  Must always have HAM in the cold box.  Must tolerate all the screaming like a girl being murdered in a horror movie.  Must hand feed. Serious inquiries only.  We already have a box ready to send........


MILES

ooo this box looks comfy - and it has a nice fleece blankie in it already......... NAP TIME

Get me off of this thing

MILES Oh COME ON!  I waked up this moring and looked out mine box and this is what I see.  GET ME OUT OF HERE