Wednesday, June 21, 2017

the hots

NICHOLAS HOTPANTS

we has the hots here, and we knows that some of you haf efen WERSE hots.  

So, we is going to be hosting a pawty somewhere cool

Any ideas where we should go? 

Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Why is I hiding?

SAMMY

I has a terrible something on mine belly that is big and squishy, and a little gross. I has a v-e-t appt on Friday for the evil v-e-t to look at it.  I is scairt. The mom is scairt.  I is hiding so that she cannot find me to take me there.  

Monday, June 12, 2017

Manic Monday

SAMMY

Yes the mom, I is hiding from you.  


You are not looking hard enough. 

Saturday, June 10, 2017

It's mine party and I'll meow if I want to!

SAMMY

It's mine PURRFDAY!!!!!!

PARTY PARTY PARTY!!!  We has something for efurryfurry!!! 




















Wednesday, June 07, 2017

I took a nap when it was summer..

MILES

and when I woke up it was like winter. BRRRR.  Sheesh, why didn't someone wake me for dinner? 

Monday, June 05, 2017

BACON BACON BACON

MILES

Bacon for breffest

bacon for lunch

bacon for dinner - but it has spar-a-grass with it and that was NASTY NASTY NASTY



Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Meezer Tuesday

MILES

So, it was a holiday weekend and does you think that I gotted some holiday foods - like burgers or pulled pig or something like that? 

NO

The mom said "there's onions in the burgers and pork, you can't have any"

WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT????

She need to GO

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

Meezer Tuesday

NICHOLAS BREAKAWAYPANTS

I made it out the door!!!!!! WOOO HOOOO

ah crappity crap crap crap - mommy was right there to pick me up and put me back inside.  


Thursday, May 18, 2017

WTMEOW?

SAMMY

ALIEN ALERT!!! THERE IS A ALIEN IN THE HOUSE!!!!

Well last night a new alien came in the house.  He is the alien that escaped the other week and ran around for like 10 hours.  He was IN MINE HOUSE last night.  The mom says he's very nice and sweet and gentle, but really, all he does is DROOL ON ALL MINE STUFF.  

After he left I tried to get the mom to wash the whole house but she was lazy and just went to bed. Now I have to smell that slobber hound's drool all day today. 

Monday, May 15, 2017

Meezer Monday

MILES

Know what I didded for the mom on The Mom's Day yesserday? I kissed her on the lips like 89 times in a row.  


I did not tell her that I had just washed mine paws after being in the litter box.  


BWAHAHAHAHAA

the hots

NICHOLAS HOTPANTS we has the hots here, and we knows that some of you haf efen WERSE hots.   So, we is going to be hosting a pawty somew...